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Keep Your F#%KING Distance

Rated 5.0 out of 5
4 Reviews

Get. The. F#%K. Away. 

Our new perfect soft white tee tells friends, strangers, and even family to keep their distance (beware 6 foot leg kicks).  Six feet keeps corona beat

Product Details (we don't have to tell you its comfortable): 

Fits true to size
Super soft and comfy
95% Cotton / 5% Spandex 
Wash in cold water, Dry in low heat

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4 Reviews
Reviewed by Ryan Schneider V.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Many people approach me in this shirt...

...But I say to them "KEEEP YOUR F#%KING DISTANCE!" lol

The shirt is literally the most comfortable t-shirt I own. It feels like a soft shammy but even as I workout in the sun, it doesnt stick to me and absorb sweat as I would have expected. Highly recommended... I actually got two! ;)

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Reviewed by Forest Michael W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Ever fell in love with a joke?

I bought this for the cheesy slogan as a joke originally, but this is one of the most comfortable shirts I’ve ever placed on my body haha

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Reviewed by Andrew G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great fking shirt

See title. Nuff said

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Reviewed by Ivelisse M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

My new fav t-shirt

They're so soft and comfortable that I'm coming back for more. My fav t-shirt!

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