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Keep Your F#%KING Distance

Rated 5.0 out of 5
7 Reviews

Get. The. F#%K. Away. 

Our new perfect soft white tee tells friends, strangers, and even family to keep their distance (beware 6 foot leg kicks).  Six feet keeps corona beat

Product Details (we don't have to tell you its comfortable): 

Fits true to size
Super soft and comfy
95% Cotton / 5% Spandex 
Wash in cold water, Dry in low heat

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Reviewed by Nick D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

I love the shirt

I love the shirt because of the stretch it was a nice surprise. You should make more shirts like this !

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Reviewed by Jake D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Feel good

The humor is on point. The material is strong. It will definitely last way after the social distancing is over.

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Reviewed by ismael l.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

so damn comfy

honestly, i've struggled to find the right pair of jeans that don't bunch up once pulled over my ass while also retaining an actual shape so I don't look like a shapeless blob...well The Perfect Jean is that solution! Not only is the fit perfect, I swear I wore these for like a week because they were great for any occasion. LOVE THEM!

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Reviewed by Ryan Schneider V.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Many people approach me in this shirt...

...But I say to them "KEEEP YOUR F#%KING DISTANCE!" lol

The shirt is literally the most comfortable t-shirt I own. It feels like a soft shammy but even as I workout in the sun, it doesnt stick to me and absorb sweat as I would have expected. Highly recommended... I actually got two! ;)

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Reviewed by Forest Michael W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Ever fell in love with a joke?

I bought this for the cheesy slogan as a joke originally, but this is one of the most comfortable shirts I’ve ever placed on my body haha

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