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Athletic / Joker

Rated 4.8 out of 5
13 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A light colored indigo wash with light baking at the thighs for all you Jokers. Finished off with a long cycle stone-wash.  

 

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Peter F.
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So comfy!

I tried the athletic jean first, just too baggy. Lot of extra material in the crotch. Even with the tighter slim fit they still stretch in all the right places and give me a much better profile.

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Reviewed by Russell H.
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Best jeans

I’ve had a hard time finding jeans that fit and move with me. These are perfect! Love the stretch and comfort. Sizing was great for length, a little big in the waist but works great with a belt.

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Reviewed by Charles R.
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Perfect for me, a big boy!

Instantly loved them as soon as I put them on. After a days wear, it’s confirmed, I’m going to live in ‘em. Thank you! F***k the khakis!

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Reviewed by Norberto P.
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Super

Best jeans for men under $100

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Reviewed by edmundo A.
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no brainer

these pants rock.

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