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Athletic / Knight

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Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A deep, rich, indigo blue with a minimal stone wash. For your average, below-average, piss-poor, or perfect Knight.  

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Reviewed by NICOLAS S.
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Nice jeans

Comfortable, move well, good fit.

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Perfectly named product

A lot of companies like to use the word perfect, but this one means it. These Jeans are absolutely perfect in every way. Look Great, feel great.

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Reviewed by Lynn R.
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Comfortable and cute

My husband looks great in these!

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Amazing Jeans

These far surpassed my expectations! They feel GREAT and look great too. I’ve already ordered another pair. Thanks for such a wonderful product!!

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Reviewed by William H.
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Are they even jeans?

These are the finest paternity pants in all the land. Just like Homer when he donned the clown pants, I've never had a pair of pants that fit so we'll

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