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Athletic / Bandit

$79.99

Rated 4.9 out of 5
32 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

Jet black with minimal high lows for your everyday Bandito. Rinse wash with no distressing.

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Reviewed by Robert H.
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Game Changer

Great fit, great fabric, amazing comfort.

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Very comfortable

I'm always reluctant to buy clothes online. The first pair I received were a little loose fitting. The return process was very fast and easy. I love the jeans. They have to be the most comfortable jeans I own and will definitely recommend them and also will be purchasing again. Thank you for the awesome customer service.

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Reviewed by ANTHONY A.
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ATHLETIC BANDIT

THEY FIT GREAT AND THEY ARE VERY COMFORTABLE

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Reviewed by Jeff H.
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Comfy!

Very comfy, stretchy and fit great!

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Reviewed by Charles T.
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Best ever

I’m gonna have to buy like two more pairs of these

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