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Athletic / Joker

Rated 4.8 out of 5
8 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A light colored indigo wash with light baking at the thighs for all you Jokers. Finished off with a long cycle stone-wash.  

 

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




Premium Denim,
Priced Right.

At $79.99 our jeans are perfectly priced. We make it easy to save more. Sign up for our mailing list for a discount on your first order. Refer friends, leave reviews, or post online for savings on your next orders!

average rating 4.8 out of 5
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Reviewed by Carlo D.
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I recommend this product
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Very happy

Good quality, good price & fast det

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Reviewed by Larry M.
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Soft and comfortable and roomy enough to relax.

I have a pair of slim cut and it looks great, but the atheletic cut is just better for lounging.

So I bought both.

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Reviewed by Tamer I.
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Great comfortable jeans

The material is perfect and the size fit well.

And great costumer service.

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Reviewed by Eric S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Holy effing cow!

Guys! Throw away your jeans, and get these. Everything else is a waste of time compared to this gifts from Zeus himself! I hate, repeat HATE, how all jeans fit and thought I would purchase these on a whim.

Best. Purchase. Ever! Didn’t even have to return or exchange any of the sizes I order, and they even send it in a resealable bag for that convenience.

What the f*%# are you waiting for?

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Reviewed by David S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect on line experience

I have never purchased jeans on line until now and I have to say I am very pleased. I usually wear a 38/30 (Hugo Boss) and thus I ordered this size in the full fit style. Order was received promptly but the jeans felt great, nice weight of the fabric but were too big in the ass. Proceed to the webpage for instructions to return which were simple. Re ordered a 36 but decided to order the athletic style. From sending back to receiving a new pair was a week and received and tried them on and perfect fit in the ass to the degree my wife gave me a 2 thumbs up. Going forward I know where I will head to when needing another pair of jeans!

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