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Athletic / Knight

Rated 5.0 out of 5
41 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A deep, rich, indigo blue with a minimal stone wash. For your average, below-average, piss-poor, or perfect Knight.  

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




Premium Denim,
Priced Right.

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Reviewed by Nick C.
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Don’t feel like jeans

Since March of 20’ I’ve worked from home. My wardrobe went from daily suits and khakis to shorts and sweatpants. If I’m not leaving the house I don’t put on real pants. And then I got these. They are so stretchy and so comfortable that I actually forget they’re jeans. They are in my rotation of good sweatpants

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More comfortable than expected

Wasn't sure what to expect. I am an older guy and didn't want to look ridiculous in some skinny jeans or anything that fit tight. I was drawn to the stretch fit. So I took a chance and glad I did. They look great, feel great, and will be getting another pair before long. An alternative to the typical jeans. Would love a plain pair without the fade in them or design in them.

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Reviewed by Matt B.
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Awesome

Don’t know where you’ve been all my life! But I finally found you and I’m in love!

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Reviewed by Alex J.
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Pu them on and it’s been 3 days now...

Wow...nothing like any Jean I’ve ever worn. Bought two pairs of Levi’s about a month ago. These have the same look but comfort is comparable to a sweatpant. The stretch aspect is great and the athletic fit is perfect for me! I would recommend to anyone that wants to be comfortable while at work or dinner and stay comfortable at home after just hanging. 10 out of 10.

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Reviewed by Tiago M.
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Excellent

My fat a$$ fit so well in these

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