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WITH OVER 20,000 5-STAR REVIEWS!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

5 Reasons Why Your Nuts Need The Denkhaki™

The khaki that stretches so your nuts ain’t crushed.

1

F#%K Office Dress Codes
Dress code? Never heard of her

These aren't your dad's khakis. Comfort that hugs, stretch that moves, and a look that kills. These khakis feel like joggers and are the perfect pant if you can't wear jeans to work.

2

They're Soft
(Beware: Your Denkhaki™ may lead to unexpected compliments... and touch tests)

They're so soft, you might forget you're wearing pants. So, go ahead, enjoy the freedom – but maybe set a reminder for laundry day.

3

These Suckers Streeetch
(Ready to stretch the limits of workwear?)

Twist, turn, or tango - these pants will keep up with your every move, and groove. Stretch Level: Expert.

4

They Fit Perfectly
(Look, I'm Pretending To Be A Model)

We don't care who you are or what you look like, our denkhaki™ will fit your body. Thicc, thin, and everything in between. Available in 3 fits and 5 washes! If we had a dollar for every time someone told us they're replacing all their khakis with a Denkhaki™...

5

Shipping is Free. Returns are Free. Exchanges are Free

AKA: You. Don't. Like. You. Return. You. Don't. Pay. One guy (who can't count) said our Customer Service was a perfect 5 out of 7(???)

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The Khaki to Rule Them All

We made the Denkhaki™ for the perfect and imperfect man.

$79.99 $67.99

When you use code UNCRUSH15

Available in Slim, Slim Thick and Athletic

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