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F#%K YOUR KHAKIS

The Perfect Jean for the Perfect and Imperfect Man

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Slim, Skinny or Athletic

$79.99

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Stay Tough (Super Soft T's)

Keep Your F#%KING Distance

$24.99 $40.00

Wash Your F#%KING Hands

$24.99 $40.00

New York F#%KING Tough

$24.99 $40.00

I F#%KING Love New York

$24.99 $40.00

Our Jean is Perfect

PREMIUM STRETCH FABRIC

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

SUPER SOFT

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

MAXIMUM DURABILITY

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.

AND THEY'RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!

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