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Athletic / Miner

$79.99

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 12 reviews

A medium gray wash with some light baking at the thighs and a slight tint.  Sorta like you've been wearing your blancos in the coal mine.  

Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Dark pewter metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Reviewed by Ethan G.
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The Perfect Jean is perfect!

The Perfect Jean athletic fit is a great product. Heavy denim feel with amazing stretch and great fit!

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Comfy jeans

Love these dang things. Comfy as all get out! Better get you some.

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Reviewed by Cesar. R.
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SUPER COMFORTABLE

I bought the gray athletic Jean's and they are beyond comfortable. Within like 3 days I bought another one in blue. I love my Jean's but they are not comfy as my perfect Jeans. Try them. I promise you wont regret it.

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Reviewed by Randalll D.
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Great fit

Great fit

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Reviewed by Harrison G.
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Love the new color

I have a lot of gray t-shirts so when I saw these I had to have them!

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