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Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 5 reviews

This one’s just white, no f#!king frills - like you’d fit right in attending Sisqo’s beach party in the “Thong Song”. Those sorta white pants.

Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Antique silver metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.  

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Reviewed by Martin M.
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Nice White

I'm so glad I got the white ones. I love them so much. They fit so well and feel so nice.

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Reviewed by Rodger H.
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Great fit and well made jean!

Love the way they feel...these are my go to white jeans! They look great with tennis shoes and boots.

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Reviewed by Jordan C.
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Amazing Jean

Comfy, stretchy and sharp!

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Reviewed by Domingo Mesa J.
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Great products

Awesome jeans. No complaints. The fit is perfect, they got like every size combi. Theyre so comfortable and feel like leggings but are jeans. Its such a trip

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Reviewed by Bradly M.
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Perfect color, perfect fit, perfect style

They were exactly what I hoped the jeans would look like and fit when I learned that you were going to expand your line to offer white jeans. Couldn't be happier with my fourth pair of Perfect Jeans.

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