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T-Shirt / Black

First, the Perfect Jean. Now, the Perfect Tee. We took the same superior standard of stretch, hand-feel, and comfort that you love us for and made an the perfect f#!king t-shirt. The cotton... ORGANIC. The weight... 180 GSM (high quality). The stretch... 5% spandex baby. Time to dress PERFECT from head to... ankle. We ain't on that shoe game yet :)

And yes, the hem is just slightly curved for that little bit of fashun.

180 GSM, 95% ORGANIC Cotton, 5% Spandex, this baby more than gets the job done.

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




Premium Denim,
Priced Right.

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