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Jean Shorts / Blanco (White)

4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
538 Reviews
Regular price
$74 CAD
Regular price
StyleJean Shorts
Waist
Not sure/ In between sizes? We suggest sizing down

DESCRIPTION

At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.

Blanco = White. Antique silver buttons and shit. Roll up and reveal navy tape with red stitching. Purity. In a Jort.

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on hip and is slightly fitted through hip & thigh
• 10” inseam (unrolled). 8” inseam (rolled). Measurements from Size 32
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese)

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese)

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men:Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men:Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE:Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

FAIR TRADE: MADE THE RIGHT WAY

Our internal team organizes third party audits and inspections on all our supply chain partners. We believe that worker rights and human rights are critical to support throughout our supply chain. We ensure that all factories are ILO (International Labor Organization) certified, SEDEX audited / compliant and when we use organic fabrics, it's GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified as well.

Fit: Slim

Sits low on waist.

Slightly fitted through hip and thigh.

Stretchiness: Very

4-way stretch that's 'just right'

Pull. Tug. Squat. Bend. Jump. Kick.

Fabric: Soft

Super soft blend of 64.5% Cotton, 30%

Polyester, 3.5% Viscose, 2% Spandex.

4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
Based on 538 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 458 Total 4 star reviews: 29 Total 3 star reviews: 23 Total 2 star reviews: 9 Total 1 star reviews: 19
91%would recommend these products
538 reviews
  • BH
    Brian H.
    Verified Buyer
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Slim Fit) / Light Khaki
    Reviewing
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Slim Fit) / Light Khaki Denkhaki™ (Light Khaki) / 40/1XL
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    30 minutes ago
    Perfect fit

    I originally ordered a size that was too big but, their easy return policy made it simple to exchange for a smaller size. Great fit, comfortable and moves with you especially when you sit down. Sometimes pants or shorts fit you great standing up but, when you sit down, they dig in or make it feels like your being squeezed so much that it's uncomfortable. Not the Perfect Jean! No matter if it's the shorts, pants, or even Jorts, just have that right fit.

  • BH
    Brian H.
    Verified Buyer
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Slim Fit) / Navy
    Reviewing
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Slim Fit) / Navy Navy / 40/1XL
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    31 minutes ago
    Perfect fit and comfy!

    I originally ordered a size that was too big but, their easy return policy made it simple to exchange for a smaller size. Great fit, comfortable and moves with you specially when you sit down. Sometimes pants or shorts fit you great standing up but, when you sit down, they dig in or make it feels like your being squeezed so much that it's uncomfortable. Not the Perfect Jean! No matter if it's the shorts, pants, or even Jorts, just have that right fit.

  • SK
    Shawn K.
    Verified Buyer
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Athletic Fit) / Soldier Olive
    Reviewing
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Athletic Fit) / Soldier Olive Soldier Olive / 44/3XL
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Yesterday
    Nice shorts

    Fit as expected. Quick delivery. Well made and they look great. Thanks!

  • RH
    Ricky H.
    Verified Buyer
    Jean Shorts / Captain (Midnight Blue)
    Reviewing
    Jean Shorts / Captain (Midnight Blue) Captain - Midnight Blue / 34
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Yesterday
    Jean shorts.

    Love the Jean shorts. I have several pair. Love the fit and feel. I never look sloppy in them.

  • JS
    James S.
    Verified Buyer
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Athletic Fit) / Soldier Olive
    Reviewing
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Athletic Fit) / Soldier Olive Soldier Olive / 36/XL
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 days ago
    The perfect jeans

    My order was 5 star thank you once again.

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