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Jean Shorts / Knight (Dark Blue)

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 28 reviews
Regular price
$54
Regular price
Waist
Not Sure? We suggest sizing down one waist. Length is true to size.

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DESCRIPTION

At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.

The knight is a dark blue noble creature, made with pewter hardware, navy tape with red stitchign (when rolled for battle).  You are the jort you wear.  Wear it well, sir. 

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on hip and is slightly fitted through hip & thigh
• 10” inseam (unrolled). 8” inseam (rolled). Measurements from Size 32
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men:Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men:Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE:Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 28 reviews
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28 Reviews
Reviewed by MICHAEL W.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Self explanatory

The shorts are a perfect fit (pun intended). Length and fit is right. Feels like you’re not wearing anything. Would highly recommend!!!

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Reviewed by Richard C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Highly recommended

Very comfortable shorts, fits perfectly.

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Reviewed by Michael P.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

LOVE MY JORTS AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS!

I love my jorts and I don't care who knows! I wear them each and everyday in hot as balls California. They make for the perfect drop your kids off at school shorts, the perfect cargo-biking shorts, and the perfect backyard hang out shorts... but wait, they're jorts and anyone claiming not to be jealous is definitely full of it. I normally roll the bottoms up a conservative two (2) times. However, when really feeling it, I've gone four (4) rolls. What a site to behold!

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Reviewed by STEVEN C.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Excellent fit and style

Love the length, fit, and style. There is a little stretch, but not too much that they end up not fitting after wearing them.

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Reviewed by DAVID L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

David L

love them. perfect length and fit

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