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At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.
The knight is a dark blue noble creature, made with pewter hardware, navy tape with red stitchign (when rolled for battle). You are the jort you wear. Wear it well, sir.
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese).
Our internal team organizes third party audits and inspections on all our supply chain partners. We believe that worker rights and human rights are critical to support throughout our supply chain. We ensure that all factories are ILO (International Labor Organization) certified, SEDEX audited / compliant and when we use organic fabrics, it's GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified as well.