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Skinny, Slim or Athletic
Stay Tough (Super Soft T's)
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Rated 5.0 out of 5
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Our Jean is Perfect
Premium Stretch Fabric
2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.
Super Soft
Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.
Maximum Durability
Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.
AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!
