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The Perfect Jean for the Perfect and Imperfect Man

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Slim or Skinny

Stay Tough (Super Soft T's)

Our Jean is Perfect

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

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Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

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Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.

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