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KNIGHT - Dark Blue / 28 / 30

BANDIT - Black / 28 / 30

ADMIRAL - Med Blue / 28 / 30

JOKER - Light Indigo / 28 / 30

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131 Reviews

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KNIGHT - Dark Blue / 28 / 30

BANDIT - Black / 28 / 30

ADMIRAL - Med Blue / 28 / 30

JOKER - Light Indigo / 28 / 30

Rated 4.9 out of 5

38 Reviews

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Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

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Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.

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