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Jean Shorts / Captain (Midnight Blue)

4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
521 Reviews
Regular price
£47 GBP
Regular price
StyleJean Shorts
Waist
Not sure/ In between sizes? We suggest sizing down

DESCRIPTION

At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.

El Capitan is a huge ancient granite rock in Yosemite in a Jort that stretches for your pebbles. Dark blue with matt black hardware ( and black tape with blue stitching. The night is your friend, Pirate Captain.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Matte black metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on hip and is slightly fitted through hip & thigh
• 10” inseam (unrolled). 8” inseam (rolled). Measurements from Size 32
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men:Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men:Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE:Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

FAIR TRADE: MADE THE RIGHT WAY

Our internal team organizes third party audits and inspections on all our supply chain partners. We believe that worker rights and human rights are critical to support throughout our supply chain. We ensure that all factories are ILO (International Labor Organization) certified, SEDEX audited / compliant and when we use organic fabrics, it's GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified as well.

Fit: Slim

Sits low on waist.

Slightly fitted through hip and thigh.

Stretchiness: Very

4-way stretch that's 'just right'

Pull. Tug. Squat. Bend. Jump. Kick.

Fabric: Soft

Super soft blend of 64.5% Cotton, 30%

Polyester, 3.5% Viscose, 2% Spandex.

4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
Based on 521 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 444 Total 4 star reviews: 28 Total 3 star reviews: 21 Total 2 star reviews: 9 Total 1 star reviews: 19
91%would recommend these products
521 reviews
  • LS
    Lou S.
    Verified Buyer
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Athletic Fit) / Navy
    Reviewing
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Athletic Fit) / Navy Navy / 40/1XL
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Stylish & Comfortable Shorts

    These shorts are super soft, stretchy, stylish and really really comfortable. The draw string is perfect to make them snug if you want, the length is perfect, and pockets do what they should! The color selection is great also, letting you match with whatever shirt/shorts you want to sport! I will be getting more!

  • AP
    AMBER P.
    Verified Buyer
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Athletic Fit) / Dark Khaki
    Reviewing
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Athletic Fit) / Dark Khaki Denkhaki™ Dark (Dark Khaki) / 36/XL
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    No zipper

    Hubbs days they're nice an comfy but the zipper isn't there lol. Say he can deal, no problem.

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    The Perfect Jean
    2 weeks ago

    Thanks for the awesome review Amber! We're stoked your hubby loved the comfort of the jeans. We totally understand a zipper can be more convenient for some, we opted for a drawstring for these for more comfort!

    We'll be sure to keep this in mind as we explore potential design updates down the road!

  • MW
    Martin W.
    Verified Buyer
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Slim Fit) / Navy
    Reviewing
    Everyday Comfort Shorts (Slim Fit) / Navy Navy / 34/L
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4 weeks ago
    Treat yourself

    My wife and I were going out for the day and I say

    “I need to go put on my new Everyday Comfort Shorts”

    and she says

    ”You are wearing your new Everyday Comfort Shorts”

    So comfy you’ll barely know you have them on.

  • GN
    Gregory N.
    Verified Buyer
    Jean Shorts / Bandit (Black)
    Reviewing
    Jean Shorts / Bandit (Black) Bandit - Black / 32
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    Yep, A perfect fit

    These shorts looked and fitted as advertised. Quality material, definitely the best pair of shorts that I have ever ordered online, thank you!

  • D
    Dale
    Jean Shorts / Captain (Midnight Blue)
    Reviewing
    Jean Shorts / Captain (Midnight Blue) Captain - Midnight Blue / 34
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    5 Stars

    Comfy and stylish. They are high quality and tick all the boxes. Highly recommended!

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