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Slim / Knight

Rated 4.8 out of 5
721 Reviews

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 721 reviews
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Reviewed by Albert C.
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Slim / Cowboy
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Slim / Cowboy
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

No hype: Truly the most comfortable, softest and stretchable pair of jeans I own

I've been in search of the perfect pair of jeans. When I ordered the Perfect Jean, I admit that I was skeptical of its promise of comfort and style. But it is no hype -- it truly is comfortable and the slim fit is perfect. Try it out!

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Reviewed by Rnewmsy
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Slim / Knight
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Slim / Knight
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

My nicest jeans are as comfortable as sweatpants

I bought these on a whim and now have asked for 3 more pairs for Xmas. These jeans are super high quality and are so freaking comfortable I feel like I'm wearing sweatpants. Well done peeps!! I don't know how you did it, but you have a new fan. I took the recommendation to size down since I'm in between 34 and 36 and they fit perfectly.

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Reviewed by Akzl P.
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Slim / Knight
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Slim / Knight
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Super Comfortable Jeans

These jeans fit better than other brands I’ve tried, and they feel like they were tailored for me. They’re super comfortable, and I love the stretch they have.

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Reviewed by Brenden J.
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Slim / Captain
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Slim / Captain
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome

At 6’8”, it is hard to find a good pair of jeans that are long enough (36 inseem) and cut just right. Unless I spend $250 to $300 elsewhere, I’d just find baggy, unflattering jeans. These fit perfect and look great! I was a little worried about buying jeans online without trying them on first, however you have made a customer for life. Thank you for helping us taller guys look good.

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Reviewed by Kyle P.
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Slim / Captain
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Slim / Captain
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect

Been looking for a pair of jeans that fit this nice and make my booty look this good for years.

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