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Slim / Knight

Rated 4.8 out of 5
910 Reviews

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 910 reviews
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910 Reviews
Reviewed by Bradly M.
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Slim / Joker
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Best I've owned

This is my third pair from you good folks. For a larger guy it is not always easy to find great looking as well as great fitting jeans. You have given me both at very competitive prices.

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Fantastic!!!

They're perfect!

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Reviewed by Joey W.
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Slim / Knight
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Way better than expected

I was dubious about buying jeans online, but holy shit this is the first time I’ve worn jeans on purpose in years. They’re comfy, stretchy, look nice, and don’t squish my balls like other brands. I might have to buy two more pairs soon.

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Reviewed by Ian M.
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Slim / Bandit
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome buy

I would have NEVER ordered jeans online before the pandemic. So glad I did. These truly do stretch but really look like jeans. Not leggings. Super comfortable. I’ll get another pair in a different fit for sure!

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Reviewed by Alberto M.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Legit best jeans I've ever owned

At first I thought they couldn't possibly be that different from any other pair of jeans, but I'm glad I got proven wrong. They are super comfortable, stretchy, and kind to the balls.

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