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Slim / Knight

$79.99

Rated 4.9 out of 5
438 Reviews

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 4 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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438 Reviews
Reviewed by Anthony D.
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Slim / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Amazing

Will never go back to another pair of jeans again!!!

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Reviewed by Albert R.
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Slim / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great Jeans!

Extremely satisfied with my purchase. Will purchase again. Jeans fit great and are very comfortable.

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Reviewed by Jeff J.
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Slim / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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So comfortable!

The best jeans I’ve ever owned!

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Reviewed by Kenn H.
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Slim / Joker
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect Jeans are Indeed Perfect

I've reached an age where comfort is required but I don't want to desert style. These work perfectly. As comfortable as sweats, as stylish as suit pants. Love, love, love them.

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Reviewed by George K.
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Slim / Knight
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome

They fit great, better than any other jean

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