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Athletic / Admiral

$79.99

Rated 4.8 out of 5
24 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A medium, rich, indigo blue with very light blasting. Hello Admiral!

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Reviewed by edmundo A.
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Men’s jeggings

The material feels like my ex girlfriends jeggings. Super soft and comfortable

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Reviewed by David C.
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Jean Heaven

Absolutely the most comfortable pair of jeans I have ever owned! Soft and stretchy! You would swear your not wearing jeans but your favorite pair of sweat pants! But your not! Amazing!! Plus they fit great and look even better!!!

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Reviewed by Carlo D.
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I recommend this product
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Great quality & fast delivery

The quality & comfort of the are great, plus free fast delivery

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Reviewed by Russell Fracassa (.
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I recommend this product
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Excellent Fit

Exactly as advertised and true to measurements. Absolutely the most comfortable jeans I've ever owned! All future jeans will be Perfect Jeans.

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Reviewed by Arda O.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The best thing that has happened in 2020!

Seriously! Get it, you won't regret it.

Anyone who trains knows the difficulty of finding pants for large thighs.

Even loose-cut jeans look like skinny jeans on me.

Not these ones, they look great, they feel like you're wearing sweat pants.

I cannot recommend these enough!

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