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Athletic / Admiral

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 86 reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A medium, rich, indigo blue with very light blasting. Hello Admiral!

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 86 reviews
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86 Reviews
Reviewed by James D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Like my second pair even more than my first.

I opted for the 30” inseam for this pair, hoping to finagle a 31” inseam for my next pair!

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Reviewed by ROBERT E.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Jeans like sweats

confort to a max

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Reviewed by Dan H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Super Comfortable, will never buy another brand

These are by far the most comfortable jeans I have ever worn. They also don't fade after several washes. I will never buy another brand of jeans.

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Reviewed by Harrison G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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I've been looking for something like this.

These are the type of jeans I have been looking for soft, and stretching. Lots of room around the hip area and not too tight towards the lower part of the legs, and they have three styles of jeans. Amazing I'm happy I found these.

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Reviewed by Justin Thomas E.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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They lived up to the hype

They are super comfortable, and the stretch keeps them from pulling, I feel like these will probably be the first jeans in years that won't rip out at the crotch

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