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Our Mission

We are a conglomerate of mostly imperfect men (and a couple of extra perfect ladies) who set out on a mission.

A mission to find a reasonably-priced stretch jean that we could comfortably wear all-day every f#!king day - whether working at the office, lounging on the couch, watching tv, busting olleys in a skate park, salsa dancing, squatting at the gym, squatting on the toilet, doing yoga poses, dunking a basketball like Bron Bron, sprinting full speed to the bar to grab a beer then getting too wasted and balling out Coyote Ugly style, etc.

We successfully accomplished this mission.

Therefore, we named our company “The Perfect Jean” (or TPJ to friends).

Thennnn... through our advertising, we discovered a sub-segment of very loud, angry men who associated the prospect of combined comfort and style with a deficiency in manhood. That sh!t cracked us up. So, we decided to adopt an additional mission - counter-trolling the f#!k out of these toxic trolls as they angrily walk around with their nuts crushed in sandpaper chastity belts you might know as "khakis" or "rigid jeans." So, yea, we're sorta like the freedom fighters of male comfort now too :)

Need more?  Here's why YOU should wear TPJ Clothing.

If you dig what we're doing around here, hit us up at [email protected] or shoot us a dm on instagram @theperfectjean. We love feedback!