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Skinny / Captain

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 713 reviews

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you've got skinny legs and like showing them off you'll enjoy our skinny.  You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Ahoy Captain!

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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 713 reviews
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Reviewed by Buck E.
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Skinny / Bandit
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Rated 5 out of 5
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They Don't Suck

Fit good.

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Skinny / Joker
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great

My last Jeans

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Reviewed by Hershel F.
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Skinny / Blanco
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Rated 5 out of 5
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skinny jeans

Awesome fit and comfort

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Reviewed by Aaron
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Skinny / Bandit
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Skinny / Bandit
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Looks great. Feels even better.

5 out of 5 looks. 6 out of 5 comfort.

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Reviewed by Paul G.
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Skinny / Joker
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best jeans ever

amazing fit, super comfy, skinny, stretchy and true to size. will never buy a different pair of jeans

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