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Slim / Admiral

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 2130 reviews

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 2130 reviews
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2130 Reviews
Reviewed by Freddy M.
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Slim / Captain
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Slim / Captain
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Making jeans great again

I had given up on wearing jeans. When they're new, they're so stiff and harsh. I have to wash them a few times so they can get a little softer but then they lose their form! The perfect jeans are so comfortable and flexible right out of the packaging. Softer material and have kept their shape.

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Stretch + Comfort
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Reviewed by Gary J B.
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Slim / Bandit
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Slim / Bandit
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Excellent product excellent service

I received my second pair of jeans and even more pleased as I ordered one waist size smaller than my usual size due to how much the jeans and waist in particular stretch. They are the most comfortable jeans I have owned. I will reorder again I'm sure.

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Reviewed by Brandon R.
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Slim / Joker
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Slim / Joker
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Thicc Thigh Heaven

The first thing I definitely noticed was the stretch. As I attempted to pull it up my leg, the pants got stuck on my toe. I jumped around on one leg while frantically kicking my foot to try to get my toe free. I nearly fell over. But success! I got my one leg through. Now that I knew that there is a good stretch factor, I made sure that my toe didn't get caught again. As I pulled my pants up and buttoned them. I felt the euphoria of having the most comfortable jeans in my entire life. It felt like angels were caressing my thighs, ass, and nutsack. It was wonderful.

There was another test that must be completed.

For my fellow thicc thighed gentlemen, you know the struggle of having to be extremely careful while you squat down. Because your afraid of destroying the crotch / thigh area.

And don't get my started if you squat down to quickly. The structure of jeans will not take that type of stress to one area.

Inferior jeans rip easily, good jeans rip after awhile, but THESE jeans, THESE PERFECT JEANS, can with stand multiple explosive squats and not show any signs of breaking. The designed it in such a way where the surrounding area is supported perfectly by the stretchy denim and it has perfect elasticity where it won't lose its shape.

These jeans are perfect. Breathability= perfectly cool without making it too cool. Stretchability= like jeggings but with more toughness. Fit= they had a perfect size chart that will help you pick the best fit.

These jeans will change…

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Reviewed by Kevin F.
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Slim / Admiral
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Slim / Admiral
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Admiral of the 7 C's

Nice tayloring and beautiful craftmanship. worth every penny !!

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Stretch + Comfort
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Reviewed by Annie C.
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Slim / Knight
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Slim / Knight
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Seriously Best Jeans EVER!

Got these for my teenager..High school doesn't have to be lived in bad fitting jeans. These are comfortable, and look great on him. Do Clothes make the Man? Maybe. In these Jeans they certainly will get him there. Thanks ! Now make them for Moms!

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