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Slim / Admiral

Rated 4.9 out of 5
314 Reviews
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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 4 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 314 reviews
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Reviewed by Bryan M.
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Slim / Bandit
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Slim / Bandit
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Amazingly comfortable!

The stretch is fantastic, and they are so soft. They are the blackest of black as well, which I love!

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Reviewed by Roger G.
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Slim / Admiral
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Slim / Admiral
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Awesome

Love the color, Admiral, the fit is as good as you describe everywhere . And the fabric is certainly softer than my bottom!! Just ordered a second pair. Service was awesome. Thank you

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Reviewed by David B.
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Slim / Knight
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Slim / Knight
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The Perfect Jean

Loving my new pair of dark slim jeans. They fit true to size with enough give to make them feel comfortable and giving. Highly recommend these great fitting jeans.

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Reviewed by Marco S.
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Slim / Bandit
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Slim / Bandit
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Great Jeans!! Literally perfect

These Jean fit amazing! Through quarentine I've managed to put on some lbs, but these pants make me feel great! These pants are perfect and I will be buying more!

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