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How long does shipping usually take?

Orders in by 1:30pm EST are typically shipped same day.

Free standard shipping typically 3-7 biz days (often quicker)

Expedited shipping nearly always arrives in the time frame ordered, though carriers are carriers and shipments can occasionally be delayed.

Unfortunately around the holiday season, these times may be slightly longer.

Where do you ship from?

We ship from our fulfillment center in Indianapolis.

My order never arrived, what do I do?

Reach out to [email protected] and we'll sort it out!

I need to exchange or return my order.

Returns and exchanges within 30 days of your order being placed are free! To setup a return or exchange go to our Perfect Return/Exchange Portal.

For November and December, the return window is extended to 60 days.

Got a question about returns/exchanges or just need a hand? Email [email protected] with your order number.

How do I care for my jeans?

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)