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Slim / Bandit

Rated 4.9 out of 5
616 Reviews

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 4 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 616 reviews
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616 Reviews
Reviewed by Alex G.
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Slim / Admiral
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Above and Beyond

First off, these jeans are the bomb. The best fitting jeans I've ever owned. I'm 5'5" tall and 160lbs - a powerlifter. It's hard to find jeans that fit me well and don't fit too tight around my quads and calves.

Second, the company has the best customer service I've come across in a long time. I had an issue with my first order and it was resolved quickly and of no charge to me - during a weekend.

Buy from these guys, you won't be disappointed with the product or the company.

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Reviewed by Patricia M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Successful Birthday Gift

My adult son loves these jeans. The color, fit, and most of all comfort are first rate.

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Reviewed by Gustavo C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great jeans

I liked that they fit just right and feel very confortable

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Reviewed by Christopher M.
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Slim / Knight
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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I LOVE THESE JEANS!!!

I have a hard time with jeans. I am pretty standard, 34/32, but often jeans are too square, loose, and I struggle. These fit me perfect, and they are so incredibly comfortable. I have found my new favorite jeans!

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Reviewed by gloria b.
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Slim / Knight
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Husband LOVES them!

Great quality, fit and price. Highly recommended!

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