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Slim / Bandit

$79.99

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 1656 reviews

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
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1656 Reviews
Reviewed by Griffin D.
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Comfortable

These pants are great. Very soft and comfortable. Perfect amount of stretch.

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Jeans

Perfect fit soft and comfortable

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Reviewed by Derek W.
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The Perfect Jean slim

Very comfortable and true to size

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Reviewed by Jason E.
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Great jeans

These jeans fit great and feel great on, they definitely are worth every penny

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Reviewed by Jay W.
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Slim / Knight
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Rated 5 out of 5
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The PERFECT Jean

They aren’t kidding about these jeans being perfect. I really haven’t ever tried on jeans this comfortable and stretchy, yet very form fitting at the same time. I had to exchange to get the size just right, but you have won me over as a customer and I can’t see buying any other jeans ever!

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