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WITH OVER 20,000 5-STAR REVIEWS!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

5 Reasons Why 350k+ Men's Nuts Love The Perfect Jean

The jean that stretches so your nuts ain’t crushed.

1

They’re Stretchy
(Those are my forearms!)

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require. #NoCrushedNutsLiving

2

They Fit Perfectly
(Look, I'm Pretending To Be A Model)

We don't care who you are or what you look like, these jeans will fit your body. Thicc, thin, and everything in between. Available in 6 fits and 13 washes! If we had a dollar for every time someone told us they're replacing all their jeans with The Perfect Jean...

Durable tug of jean
3

They're Durable
(True Fact: we tied 10 pairs together and had a tug of war)

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.

softer than a baby's bottom
4

They're Soft
(That’s a doll, stay calm, no babies were touched)

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom. You may forget you're wearing pants.

5

Shipping is Free. Returns are Free. Exchanges are Free

AKA: You. Don't. Like. You. Return. You. Don't. Pay. One guy (who can't count) said our Customer Service was a perfect 5 out of 7(???)

✔️ Quick response times

✔️ Strong GIF game

✔️ Sexual innuendo

The Jean to Rule Them All

Jeans for the perfect and imperfect man.

$79.99 $67.99

When you use code DFC15

Available in Slim Thick, Slim, Athletic, Bootcut, Thick Thicc and Skinny

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