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Slim Thick Fit / Blanco (White)

Rated 4.6 out of 5
Based on 1725 reviews
Regular price
$79.99
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FabricOG Stretch
OG StretchPremium 99% Cotton
FitSlim Thick
Slim Thick Slim Athletic Skinny
WashBlanco - White
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Length
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DESCRIPTION

Ever thought our slim fit was just too slim, yet our Athletic was a bit too baggy? Well you’re a f#!king “slim thick” dude. A looser, more casual slim fit (dare we say "traditional slim?!") to provide your nuts, thighs, and calves with just a tad extra room. 14 ½ inch leg opening for size 32 waist.

This one’s just white, no f#!king frills - like you’d fit right in attending Sisqo’s beach party in the “Thong Song”. Those sorta white pants. Antique silver metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching. Premium YKK zippers.

FIT DETAILS

• A medium rise jean, moderately fitted through the hips and thigh
• Proper room at the knees and calves without being baggy
• Tapered at the bottom with a 14 1/2” leg opening (for size 32 X 32)
• Our slim fit but thicker
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort • Weighs: ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 4.6 out of 5
Based on 1725 reviews
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Reviewed by David R.
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Slim Thick Fit / Knight (Dark Blue)
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Super Comfortable!!

Absolutely LOVE these jeans. I used to change out of my jeans whenever I got home and put shorts on to get comfortable. I no longer have to do that with these. Also very comfortable wearing these while flying on an airplane for hours. I'm finally free from the denim prison!!!

P.S. I know the picture shows me wearing the grey ones, but the blue pair fit the same way so I didn't bother changing just to show the different color.

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Slim Thick Fit / Miner (Grey)
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Rated 5 out of 5
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They Are the Perfect Jean!

I'm pleasantly surprised by how well they fit and how comfortable they are!! The wife said they look great on my butt too ;)

Highly recommend.

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Slim Thick Fit / Bandit (Black)
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Amazing fit for big thighs + big legs guy

My boyfriend loves them. She always has a hard time finding the jeans that are not too tight on his thighs and butt but these are just right. Well definitely recommend it and purchase more. Tks ;)

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Reviewed by Lauri J.
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Slim Thick Fit / Captain (Midnight Blue)
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Super Comfortable!

I bought these for my husband. He wanted me to get a second pair because, as he stated, these are the most comfortable jeans he's ever worn.

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Slim Thick Fit / Denkhaki Dark (Dark Khaki)
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WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE???

Great Color! Great Fit! Great Comfort!

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FAQS

What's the difference between fits?

Slim Fit

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles. 

Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.

Skinny Fit

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.

You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

Slim Thick

A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Athletic Fit

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"

Bootcut

Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.

Thick Thicc

Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Denkhakis

A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They ave a slightly higher rise waist so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim and Slim Thick.

Do your jeans run true to size?

We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!

How do I take care of my perfect jean?

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Will my jean stretch or shrink?

Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.

What is the waist rise on the jeans?

Our skinny, slim, athletic jeans are low rise.

Our slim thick, bootcut, and thick thicc jeans are mid rise.

Denkhaki is higher rise.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

Do you offer free shipping?

Free shipping? Oh, you betcha! Because the only thing you should be worrying about is how many heads you'll turn in our jeans, not about pesky shipping costs. Now go on, add to cart - the only thing dropping will be jaws, not coins!