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Slim / Captain

Rated 4.9 out of 5
1105 Reviews

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think other brands a little wide at the ankles. Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. F#!king perfect.

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Land Ho, Captain!

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
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Reviewed by Caleb P.
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Slim / Bandit
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Rated 5 out of 5
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ordered wrong size, quick fix, now perfect

if you wear a 34, then order the 32. They're generous in their size chart. seriously haven't taken them off for a week. Just for sleep, and then back on they go. just buy em. stop wasting time.

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great fit - super comfy!

These are stretchy but not too tight. They remain comfortable yet still have a polished look to make them great for casual/semi-casual get togethers.

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Fantastic Fit and feel

I have to say I am extremely pleased with the quality of the fabric and the fit of the jeans. They are everything they say they are and more. I look forward to purchasing another pair when the color and size are restocked.

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Reviewed by SCOTT M.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Nice and stretchy

Fit well. Really comfortable

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Reviewed by Austin H.
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Slim / Admiral
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Extremely comfortable jeans

Definitely the most comfortable jeans you can find! Highly recommend.

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