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Slim Fit / Stream (Medium Blue)

Rated 4.7 out of 5
Based on 8369 reviews
Regular price
$89.99
Regular price
FabricPremium 99% Cotton
Waist
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Length
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DESCRIPTION

Our NEW Premium 99% Cotton, 1% Spandex fabric is perfect if you're looking for a more traditional denim look, with the same great comfort and durability as our OG Stretch Jean! These suckers still stretch so your nuts ain't crushed.

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

The perfect mid to light blue. Light whiskering at the top and a little bit of tacking at the knees to develop that depth of color. These have a medium rinse with lt.khaki stitching and matching trim. The perfect weekend jeans, not over the top fashionable just f#!king stylish enough to impress. Premium YKK zippers and rivets.

FIT DETAILS

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

FABRIC & CARE

• Super Soft Premium Denim that STILL STRETCHES for Ultimate Fashion + Comfort
• Weighs: ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 99% Cotton; 1% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry.
Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest
of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all
(like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do
just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 4.7 out of 5
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8369 Reviews
Reviewed by Scott C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great jeans

Superior product

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Reviewed by Alvaro M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best fucking jeans ever!

Incredibly comfortable. Never before have I worn, I’m 61 yrs old, a pair of jeans that feel so great and allows me to move with ease and doesn’t “crush” anything in the lower part of my “substantial” body.

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Reviewed by Timothy T.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Amazing jeans

These are the best jeans I have ever owned. Especially for a big guy. They are so comfortable.

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Reviewed by Emory G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Prefect

Love them. My fit my size. I'm 5' 3". Prefect for me. Thank you 😊

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Reviewed by CJ S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Better fit than Mugsy!

These pants are the best fitting , most comfortable pair that I have found and in my opinion are indeed perfect!

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FAQS

What's the difference between fits?

Slim Fit

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles. 

Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.

Skinny Fit

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.

You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

Slim Thick

A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Athletic Fit

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"

Bootcut

Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.

Thick Thicc

Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Denkhakis

A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They ave a slightly higher rise waist so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim and Slim Thick.

Do your jeans run true to size?

We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!

How do I take care of my perfect jean?

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Will my jean stretch or shrink?

Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.

What is the waist rise on the jeans?

Our skinny, slim, athletic jeans are low rise.

Our slim thick, bootcut, and thick thicc jeans are mid rise.

Denkhaki is higher rise.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

Do you offer free shipping?

Free shipping? Oh, you betcha! Because the only thing you should be worrying about is how many heads you'll turn in our jeans, not about pesky shipping costs. Now go on, add to cart - the only thing dropping will be jaws, not coins!