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Our NEW Premium 99% Cotton, 1% Spandex fabric is perfect if you're looking for a more traditional denim look, with the same great comfort and durability as our OG Stretch Jean! These suckers still stretch so your nuts ain't crushed.
Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.
The perfect mid to light blue. Light whiskering at the top and a little bit of tacking at the knees to develop that depth of color. These have a medium rinse with lt.khaki stitching and matching trim. The perfect weekend jeans, not over the top fashionable just f#!king stylish enough to impress. Premium YKK zippers and rivets.
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese).
Superior product
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Incredibly comfortable. Never before have I worn, I’m 61 yrs old, a pair of jeans that feel so great and allows me to move with ease and doesn’t “crush” anything in the lower part of my “substantial” body.
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These are the best jeans I have ever owned. Especially for a big guy. They are so comfortable.
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Love them. My fit my size. I'm 5' 3". Prefect for me. Thank you 😊
These pants are the best fitting , most comfortable pair that I have found and in my opinion are indeed perfect!
Slim Fit
Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles.
Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.
Skinny Fit
Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.
You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.
Slim Thick
A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.
Athletic Fit
Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"
Bootcut
Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.
Thick Thicc
Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.
Denkhakis
A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They ave a slightly higher rise waist so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim and Slim Thick.
We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!
For Perfect Men
Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.
For Imperfect Men
Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)
Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.
Our skinny, slim, athletic jeans are low rise.
Our slim thick, bootcut, and thick thicc jeans are mid rise.
Denkhaki is higher rise.
Our most popular cut is slim fit, followed closely by athletic. When it comes to color, Knight (dark blue) leads the pack, followed by Bandit (black).
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese).
Free shipping? Oh, you betcha! Because the only thing you should be worrying about is how many heads you'll turn in our jeans, not about pesky shipping costs. Now go on, add to cart - the only thing dropping will be jaws, not coins!
