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Skinny / Cowboy

$79.99

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 555 reviews

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny.  You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

A medium to light wash with a yellow tint. Moderate baking at the thighs and blasting around the knees. These babies will ensure you get “lassoed” at the rodeo. Howdy mothaf#!ka!  

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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




Premium Denim,
Priced Right.

At $79.99 our jeans are perfectly priced. We make it easy to save more. Sign up for our mailing list for a discount on your first order. Refer friends, leave reviews, or post online for savings on your next orders!

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average rating 4.9 out of 5
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555 Reviews
Reviewed by bigmo
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Skinny / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best Jeans you can get

Perfect Size Perfect Fit Only Jeans I Want To Wear.

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Reviewed by Samuel V.
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Skinny / Joker
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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They are the perfect Jean

It’s all in the name. The pants are truly skinny and they fit amazing. I will continue to purchase these pants.

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Reviewed by Easton N.
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Skinny / Cowboy
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Skinny / Cowboy
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best jeans

This pair of jeans feels amazing. For a fraction of a cost, you can get a fashionable with the highest quality. I’d recommend The Perfect Jeans to anyone!

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Reviewed by Carl A.
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Skinny / Bandit
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Skinny / Bandit
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect fit

Bought these for performance with my band and for the first time i felt unrestricted and able to perform freely as i ran around the stage and entertained our crowd thanks will definitely be purchasing more

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Reviewed by Cliff L.
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Skinny / Admiral
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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It’s now my favorite jeans!

Very good quality, straight stitching, well fitting and very comfortable.

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