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Skinny / Cowboy

$79.99

Rated 4.9 out of 5
348 Reviews

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny.  You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

A medium to light wash with a yellow tint. Moderate baking at the thighs and blasting around the knees. These babies will ensure you get “lassoed” at the rodeo. Howdy mothaf#!ka!  

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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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At $79.99 our jeans are perfectly priced. We make it easy to save more. Sign up for our mailing list for a discount on your first order. Refer friends, leave reviews, or post online for savings on your next orders!

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348 Reviews
Reviewed by Russell J.
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Skinny / Bandit
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Rated 5 out of 5
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This are the best things I've ever worn

I'm a musician, actor and stunt performer in NYC. That means when I'm not on stage or on the road I'm training for a role or in martial arts classes, etc. Here's the thing- my previous jeans were thick and I could hardly move. These hold their form, unlike other stretchy jeans, and I can confidently say I'll never buy another brand again.

If I'm on tour, I need something I can sleep in a car in. If I'm kicking, punching, or training - I need something I can move in. These hit the mark on everything and I will wear and recommend them to anyone.

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Reviewed by Ryan L.
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Skinny / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Love Them

I have 3 pairs of these jeans and will continue to only wear them for most occasions!

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Reviewed by Dean B.
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Skinny / Joker
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect fit

Great materials, super skinny, fits perfectly!

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Reviewed by Ivan J.
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Skinny / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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These jeans are AMAZING

These jeans are amazing! The fir is amazing and I train in martial arts so It feels so comfortable to kick in them and to do activities in them ! I highly recommend. I’m 5’11 and 170 so the 31 32 fit perfect

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Reviewed by Mykyta K.
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Skinny / Knight
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Mykyta Krygin

I got perfect jeans and they are so flexible comfortable, I don’t lose my power all day, feels very comfortable. I like this product so much. Also I like that they don’t have any labels, just clear jeans:)

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