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Slim Fit / Blanco (White)

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 7374 reviews
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DESCRIPTION

This one’s just white, no f#!king frills - like you’d fit right in attending Sisqo’s beach party in the “Thong Song”. Those sorta white pants.

Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Antique silver metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on waist and is slightly fitted through hip and thigh
• 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.

• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 4.8 out of 5
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Reviewed by Randall M.
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Definitely Perfect!

Got to love a jean that stretches whenever you do, especially if you happen to be a little bigger in the booty like yours truly! I never feel uncomfortable in these jeans... brilliant!

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Indeed Perfect

Great jeans, perfect fit, and stretch.

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Fit

i have worn 36” by 32” jeans foe years. Purchased a 34” x 32” pair from The Perfect Jean. Fit is great

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Reviewed by Teresa M.
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Slim Fit / Knight (Dark Blue)
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Perfect fit, perfect jean

My husband absolutely loves them and we have gotten two more pair! It’s all he wants to wear!

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5 star review

Awesome! Finally, a place where I can order a smaller size and not have to pay for alterations!

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