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A true deep indigo, dark rinse jean, get on board this f#!king Submarine. It's deep blue hue reminds us of a clean and pristine ocean, a goal that this SUSTAINABLE fabric helps us all work towards. We've utilized BCI cotton ("Better Cotton Initiative") and modified the synthetic components to be made from RECYCLED plastic bottles. Yes, he's our deepest, darkest, blue jean but on the inside, he's green as f#!k.
Slim fit is perfect for most guys looking to show off dat ass ... perfect for rowing your way across the harbor in the moonlight or fighting off the kraken.
Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.
Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Matte black metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese)
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese)
Our internal team organizes third party audits and inspections on all our supply chain partners. We believe that worker rights and human rights are critical to support throughout our supply chain. We ensure that all factories are ILO (International Labor Organization) certified, SEDEX audited / compliant and when we use organic fabrics, it's GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified as well.
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If you're thiccc and looking for comfort and style, these are for you.
A looser, more casual slim fit to provide you with just a tad extra room.
Fitted, but not tight with a narrow leg opening.
This jean is fit like our “Slim Thick” (a looser, more casual and traditional style.)
Our biggest, loosest fit. Roomy from thigh down to ankle. This is for the big boys
Skinny to the knee and ankle with a narrow leg opening.
Fabric Blend
Cotton / Poly / Spandex
Stretch
Super Stretchy
Softness
Extra Soft
Weight
Medium
Washes
13 Washes
Style
Everyday Comfort Jean
Fabric Blend
99% Cotton / 1% Spandex
Stretch
Kinda Stretchy
Softness
Soft
Weight
Heavier
Washes
5 Washes
Style
Premium Classic Jean
Fabric Blend
Stretch
Softness
Weight
Washes
Style
Cotton / Poly / Spandex
Super Stretchy
Extra Soft
Medium Weight
13 Washes
Everyday Comfort Jean
99% Cotton / 1% Spandex
Kinda Stretchy
Soft
Heavier Weight
5 Washes
Premium Classic Jean
I bought 2 pairs for my wife for Christmas. She looks so HOT IN THEM I wondered how they would fit and look on me…. As soon as Lory saw me in mine, she said “those look so damn good on you!” Most comfortable jeans I’ve EVER WORN!!!
They are absolutely THE PERFECT JEANS!!!!
Thank you! Placing another order soon!
Cheers!!!
Stephen
Love these jeans!
Great color and perfect fit!
These jeans fit well . I would down size a size on the waist.
All of my Perfect Jeans in blue, grey, black, white are all soft, comfortable, flexible, great looking, and fit fabulously especially when worn "commando style".
I know that I would never be able to find another pair of any kind of pants that fit so well and look so good in casual, semi formal, and if presented correctly with... let say... A nice complementary shirt, a person looks down right smashing. Just think Clint Eastwood looking good in The Perfect Jean, even at his age.
Enjoy!
Guy from Vermont
A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.
Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles.
Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a mid rise waist. F#!king perfect.
Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a mid rise waist. #bigsexy"
Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.
Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.
Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a mid rise waist.
You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.
A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They have a mid-rise waist which is slightly higher than our OG jeans, so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim Thick, Slim and Athletic.
We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!
For Perfect Men
Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.
For Imperfect Men
Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)
Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.
Our Slim Thick, Skinny, Slim, Athletic, Bootcut, and Thick Thicc jeans are mid rise.
Denkhaki is higher rise.
TPJ's most popular cut is athletic, followed by slim thick and slim. When it comes to color, Knight (dark blue) leads the pack, followed by Bandit (black).
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese).
Absolutely, we do! If you've been on a never-ending quest for jeans that can handle a bit more of you, the search ends here. Whether you're big, tall, or somewhere in between, we've got your back (and your front, and your legs). With sizes galore up to a 50-inch waist and a 38-inch length, we dare you to find a pair of legs we can't fit. So, go ahead, embrace your glorious size and strut your stuff with the confidence of a peacock. Jeans shopping just got a whole lot more fun, didn't it? Welcome to the party – your perfect fit awaits!
