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Slim Fit / Submarine (Deep Blue)

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 7374 reviews
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$89.99
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Not Sure? We suggest sizing down one waist. Length is true to size.

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DESCRIPTION

A true deep indigo, dark rinse jean, get on board this f#!king Submarine. It's deep blue hue reminds us of a clean and pristine ocean, a goal that this SUSTAINABLE fabric helps us all work towards. We've utilized BCI cotton ("Better Cotton Initiative") and modified the synthetic components to be made from RECYCLED plastic bottles. Yes, he's our deepest, darkest, blue jean but on the inside, he's green as f#!k.

Slim fit is perfect for most guys looking to show off dat ass ... perfect for rowing your way across the harbor in the moonlight or fighting off the kraken.

YKK zippers, premium hardware, and same quality stretch and fit.

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on waist and is slightly fitted through hip and thigh
• 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.

• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 7374 reviews
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7374 Reviews
Reviewed by Randall M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Definitely Perfect!

Got to love a jean that stretches whenever you do, especially if you happen to be a little bigger in the booty like yours truly! I never feel uncomfortable in these jeans... brilliant!

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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Indeed Perfect

Great jeans, perfect fit, and stretch.

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Reviewed by Craig J.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Fit

i have worn 36” by 32” jeans foe years. Purchased a 34” x 32” pair from The Perfect Jean. Fit is great

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Reviewed by Teresa M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect fit, perfect jean

My husband absolutely loves them and we have gotten two more pair! It’s all he wants to wear!

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Reviewed by Stuart Merriken I.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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5 star review

Awesome! Finally, a place where I can order a smaller size and not have to pay for alterations!

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