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Skinny / Bandit

Rated 4.9 out of 5
131 Reviews

Extra fitted through the seat and thigh. Skinny to the knee and ankle with a narrow leg opening. The perfect skinny jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed

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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 4 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 131 reviews
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131 Reviews
Reviewed by Aaron V.
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Skinny / Knight
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Most comfortable jeans ever

I'm a martial artist and these jeans can keep up with my flexibility.... You never know when you'll have to kick a bad dude in the head. I can float my leg up with ease. I don't think I've worn a more comfortable pair of jeans.

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Reviewed by Justin S.
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Skinny / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Not enough stars...

I want to rate it on a galactic scale of stars. As I said on Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter... This jean fits just like the soft and stretchy lady jeans I got from a friend but had room for my nuts and a Costanza-sized wallet. They are, in fact, the perfect jean. (Photographed here on the IRL Blade Runner 2020 apocalypse afternoon light of San Francisco on 9/9/20)

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Reviewed by William L.
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Skinny / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Most comfortable jeans ever.

Legitimately the most comfortable jeans ever. I would highly recommend

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Reviewed by Matías P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Unbelievably comfy!!! But true!

I found them to be a perfect fit, which is a huge deal for a 34 / 36 waist like mine. They are soft but sturdy and so incredibly comfortable, I wanna wear them EVERY day!!!

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Reviewed by Scott R.
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Skinny / Bandit
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Honestly I was unsure until I got them in hand.

WAY better than I thought. I usually buy Diesel Black Gold, or Dolce, or Versace just for the name, but man.. these blow them outta the water. The fit, the style, down to the logo symbol on the rear pocket, it’s just dope.... and SO WELL MADE. These are my new jeans brand. Period. Can’t wait till others are in my size they’ve been sold out.

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