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Skinny / Bandit

$79.99

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 636 reviews

Extra fitted through the seat and thigh. Skinny to the knee and ankle with a narrow leg opening. The perfect skinny jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed

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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
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636 Reviews
Reviewed by Dale
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Skinny / Admiral
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect fitting jeans

This is the most perfect fitting pair of jeans I have ever bought!

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Reviewed by Brandon S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Favorite of the bunch

I’ve tried almost every color of the skinny jeans (only exceptions are currently out of stock in my size), and this is by far the best of the group. I may have to order another pair or two of this wash. The fit all the way up and down is perfect, and there’s obviously way less dye to worry about in the wash. Definitely glad I stumbled across these jeans.

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Reviewed by W
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Skinny / Admiral
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I recommend this product
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Perfect fit

I’ve got thicker legs but these fit like a dream. Super comfortable with great stretch.

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Reviewed by Myran H.
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Skinny / Cowboy
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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New favorite!

Day one, these quickly took their rightful place among the Jean gods in my pant-eon. See what I did there. 😜

Great pair of jeans. Next purchase already in cart. My macadamias thank you. Namaste. 🙏🏾

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Reviewed by Andrea S.
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Skinny / Bandit
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Great Jeans

Not only the jeans are really good, but their customer support is stellar. Recommended to all skinny Jean user!

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