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Skinny / Bandit

$79.99

Rated 4.8 out of 5
82 Reviews
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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 4 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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82 Reviews
Reviewed by Jonathan T.
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Skinny / Bandit
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Skinny / Bandit
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

SUPER comfortable, FAST shipping, SO happy

These jeans are so comfortable and flexible! I felt no restrictions to body movements just as if I wasn’t even wearing pants. 10/10

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Reviewed by Richard V.
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Skinny
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Skinny
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great jeans!

Great fit and super comfortable. I'm a fan

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Reviewed by Ahmed R.
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Skinny / Knight
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Skinny / Knight
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Surprisingly amazing

Customer service was fast and efficient when I had an issue with my order. Jeans fit amazing. For muscular guys with small waist and big legs it is a struggle to find jeans that fit, look good and doesn’t cramp the family jewels. These check off all the boxes.

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Reviewed by Peter L.
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Skinny / Joker
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Skinny / Joker
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Excellent fit and comfort

Best jeans I’ve had! Just got my second pair and I’m really happy about both.

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Reviewed by Steven
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Skinny / Bandit
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Skinny / Bandit
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

They DO BE perfect

I can Slav Squat with ease; no restrictions anymore

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