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Slim / Cowboy

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 1390 reviews

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think other brands a little wide at the ankles. Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. F#!king perfect.

A medium to light wash with a yellow tint. Moderate baking at the thighs and blasting around the knees. These babies will ensure you get “lassoed” at the rodeo. Yippy Kai Yay, mothaf#!ka!

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
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Blown away

I have sworn by my J Crew 484s until now. The material is so soft and comfortable it's not possible! I did have to size down though due to the waistband being so forgiving, but that's a good problem to have! I'm 5'11", 210, fit. Normally a 33/32 in 484s, I went with 31/32 with TPJ.

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Great jeans

Great jeans, stylish too.

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Awsome!!!

Like wearing athletic pants but are jeans. Will make anyone " have junk in the trunk ".

After getting my 1st pair I ordered 3 more.

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Love!!

Tried several Jean options looking for fit comfort and reasonable price. Found them.

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Easy receiving and easy returns with good quality pants

I loved how the jeans felt and fit, they look amazing on me

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