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Slim / Captain

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 1903 reviews

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think other brands a little wide at the ankles. Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. F#!king perfect.

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Land Ho, Captain!

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 1903 reviews
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My favorite.

This Jean is exactly like it’s name. I have found my favorite jean.

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Great service, greater jeans

Had an issue with the shipping Address and someone on the staff was kind and helped sort out the issue. When the jeans arrived they were amazing and I plan on buying jeans from this company for the foreseeable future.

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Best jeans I have ever bought

This is gonna sound like BS but these are hands down the best jeans I have ever had. I am a big dude, 6' 230 and these things fit good as hell. Gonna buy a black pair soon.

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Reviewed by Ivan N.
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I'm never going back to regular jeans!

As a big guy, this pair of jeans have been exceeded my expectations. I have never felt so comfortable wearing jeans before in my life, even I've been able to sleep in them! I'm definitely looking forward to getting a new pair and telling my friends to hop on the wagon so they'll know what true comfort is!

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Truly AMAZING! BeSt EvER!

I'm mad at myself for not buying them earlier :( These are so great, you can actually move comfortably. If you are a person that likes to wear jeans in the winter outside and work out....these are the jeans for you!!! They hold my phone (Samsung note 20), keys, and wallet perfectly. Everything can breathe in the front, and they are my favourite pair of jeans.

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