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Slim / Captain

$79.99

Rated 4.8 out of 5
906 Reviews

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think other brands a little wide at the ankles. Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. F#!king perfect.

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Land Ho, Captain!

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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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At $79.99 our jeans are perfectly priced. We make it easy to save more. Sign up for our mailing list for a discount on your first order. Refer friends, leave reviews, or post online for savings on your next orders!

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Reviewed by John C.
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Slim / Cowboy
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Fantastic!!!

They're perfect!

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Reviewed by Ian M.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome buy

I would have NEVER ordered jeans online before the pandemic. So glad I did. These truly do stretch but really look like jeans. Not leggings. Super comfortable. I’ll get another pair in a different fit for sure!

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BEST JEANS EVER!

I was unsure when I ordered, but now my life wearing jeans has changed! These jeans fit perfect and are so comfortable - soft too! Plus, customer service is stellar!

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Reviewed by Dominick y.
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Comfort

They are truly amazing, I have never experienced this kind of comfort before and I am 73. They look great, it's as if you're wearing your sweats b uh t they can looks dressy as well. I am waiting to try and get another pair soon. Thank you they really are the perfect jean.

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Reviewed by Harold L.
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Really comfortable!

love it!

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