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Athletic / Knight

Rated 5.0 out of 5
4 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A deep, rich, indigo blue with a minimal stone wash. For your average, below-average, piss-poor, or perfect Knight.  

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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4 Reviews
Reviewed by Lester L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Just what i wanted

The new athletic cut fits just right fit my six foot 225 lb frame. Just enough give, and look just right

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Reviewed by Joe S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great service

Most comfortable jeans ever. Love to see a bit more rise ,

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Reviewed by Matt O.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect fit

I am a big guy and these are the best fitting jeans I've had!

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Reviewed by Jason Mance G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great Fit. Really Comfortable.

These jeans are great. They are way more comfortable than any jeans I've owned in the past. They also have a great fit.

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