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Athletic / Captain

Rated 4.9 out of 5
14 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Ahoy Captain! 

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
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14 Reviews
Reviewed by Frank C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best jeans ever

I wasn’t sure I would keep these new concept jeans. I haven’t been happy with the idea of jeans for about 10 yrs. I do love these and like the cut and the feel!

And anti-nut-crush is great!

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Reviewed by James C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Amazing jeans

I absolutely love these jeans but i ordered a size too big so i'm returning these and already ordered the correct size. I can't wait to get them, they are so soft and comfortable.

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Reviewed by Gary W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Wow

These jeans are amazingly comfortable, yet have the look of true denim. The price is reasonable and compares to a very good pair of Levis. If they made a relaxed fit, it would be even better. I love the jeans. They are a little slimmer than I am used to, but the athletic fit is decent and looks good. They even look better after wearing them a few times and sorta form to you. Again, if they had relaxed fit, I'd buy several pair because I like a slightly wider leg. I am very pleased. Fantastic quality. Probably gonna eventually order another pair.

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Reviewed by Dalen J.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Comfortable!!

Great Jeans, very comfortable, would buy again.

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Reviewed by Luke K.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

My nuts have never felt better!

Super comfy, soft and stretchy! I was skeptical when I ordered them but after wearing for a day I’m a believer! Will be ordering a few more pairs for sure.

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