Athletic Fit / Captain (Midnight Blue)

Slim Fit

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles. 

Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.

Skinny Fit

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.

You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

Slim Thick

A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Athletic Fit

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"

Bootcut

Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.

Thick Thicc

Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Denkhakis

A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They ave a slightly higher rise waist so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim and Slim Thick.

We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.

Our skinny, slim, athletic jeans are low rise.

Our slim thick, bootcut, and thick thicc jeans are mid rise.

Denkhaki is higher rise.

Our most popular cut is slim fit, followed closely by athletic. When it comes to color, Knight (dark blue) leads the pack, followed by Bandit (black).

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

Free shipping? Oh, you betcha! Because the only thing you should be worrying about is how many heads you'll turn in our jeans, not about pesky shipping costs. Now go on, add to cart - the only thing dropping will be jaws, not coins!