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Athletic Fit / Captain (Midnight Blue)

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 5662 reviews
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$79.99
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DESCRIPTION

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Ahoy Captain!

FIT DETAILS

• Sits at the middle of the waist and has a generous fit through hip, thigh & knee
• 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

FABRIC & CARE

• Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. • Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.
• Weighs: ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.

• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)</li></ul>

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average rating 4.8 out of 5
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Reviewed by Wes P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The perfect comfortable jeans

I love the comfort of these jeans

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Reviewed by Philip D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Good jeans, look good.

At a certain age and shape, jeans become pure utility pants while they cease being comfortable. No longer! The jeans I bought are very comfortable. I'm back to buy more!

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Reviewed by Michael M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Truly Are The Perfect Jeans

Just got my first pair of The Perfect Jean. I'm 6'3" 280 lbs. Size 42/34 fit like they were tailored to me. I will definitely be buying more!

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Reviewed by Brian P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Very Comfy

The jeans fit great! Stretchy and comfortable.

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Reviewed by O S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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As advertised and looks good.

I will probably buy again.

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