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Athletic / Captain

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 143 reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Ahoy Captain! 

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 143 reviews
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Reviewed by Jimmy Y.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The Most Comfortable Jeans EVER

By far, the best jeans I’ve ever worn. Comfortable, soft, durable, and I can BREATHE in them. Worth every penny!!

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Reviewed by Luminate
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Super Comfortable

These jeans are super soft, comfortable, and easy to move in. Would definitely recommend.

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Reviewed by Justin J.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect

These jeans are truly perfect.

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Reviewed by Chris R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Outstanding jeans for work, play, and lounge

As a military officer, I’ve always had large thighs and a smaller waist. Jeans would either be way too baggy or would rip at the crouch. These jeans really work. I can workout in them, wear them out, or lounge with them on. They feel as soft and stretchy as sweatpants, but look nice enough to wear to dinner. I highly recommend.

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Reviewed by Cullen M.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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A more Perfect Jean does not exist

I don’t have enough words to express just how much I love these jeans. When I first found this company and saw the price of the jeans, I was worried they wouldn’t be all they’re cracked out to be. I’m used to ill-fitting jeans where the thighs rub out in a month or two (what can I say? I have thick thighs,) but I’m glad I bit the bullet and bought my first pair months ago.

These are my second, and let me say—I thought the first pair were great (and they are!) but once I got these, I realized I’d never known how it felt to wear jeans that just FIT. Usually in jeans meant for curvy people, they’re too baggy or they’re loose in the wrong areas and tight in other wrong areas, or they cut into your gut. In standard men’s pants, the male standard is “assless board” so trying to fit a horse-sized ass in pants that are meant to be worn by no one other than a scarecrow, is annoying.

The slim and skinny fit pants do well in accommodating thicc men but the athletic? Oh boy let me TELL you about the athletic.

Actually, no. Just get a pair for yourself—you’ll understand immediately why I love these jeans. They FIT. Not just in the waist, or just in the hips, or just in the ass, or just in the thighs—they fit EVERYWHERE. You cannot go wrong with these jeans.

I don’t know what kind of black magic they’re performing in the design room and the factory but… keep doing it. You’re doing something right.

20/10. If you’re hesitating in ordering, you’re only doing yourself injustice. Get…

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