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Skinny / Captain

Rated 4.8 out of 5
279 Reviews

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny.  You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Ahoy Captain!

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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Priced Right.

At $79.99 our jeans are perfectly priced. We make it easy to save more. Sign up for our mailing list for a discount on your first order. Refer friends, leave reviews, or post online for savings on your next orders!

average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 279 reviews
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279 Reviews
Reviewed by Rob
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Skinny / Cowboy
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Great for Lifters

As someone that doesn't skip leg day, it's tough to find skinny jeans that fit my thighs and butt while also being comfortable and don't rip. I can happily say that these jeans are a phenomenal fit for an athletic figure, perfectly snug, and I don't feel limited range of motion.

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Reviewed by Riley J.
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love it

very comfortable, super flexible, feels like wearing lulu pants

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Reviewed by Chuck W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect Jeans Indeed

These jeans fit perfect and are so soft. Also, they are very affordable! I highly recommend them!

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Reviewed by RK (Male aged 31, W30, L.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Super comfortable and Stylish

Loved how stretchy the jeans feel, and how comfortable they are to wear. They look great too, and although there is a slight bunching around the knees for me when I stretch too much, it is barely noticeable after the first day or two of wearing the jeans and does not take away from the look.

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Reviewed by Andrea B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great jeans!

Very comfy and stretchy

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