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Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 66 reviews

At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.

El Capitan is a huge ancient granite rock in Yosemite in a Jort that stretches for your pebbles.  Dark blue with matt black hardware ( and black tape with blue stitching.  The night is your friend, Pirate Captain. 

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Jort - Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 10” inseam (unrolled). 8” inseam (rolled). Measurements from Size 32

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Not Too Short, Not Too Long

At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.

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