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Jean Shorts / Blanco (White)

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 16 reviews
Regular price
$54
Regular price
Waist
Not Sure? We suggest sizing down one waist. Length is true to size.

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DESCRIPTION

At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.

Blanco = White.  Antique silver buttons and shit.  Roll up and reveal navy tape with red stitching.  Purity.  In a Jort. 

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on hip and is slightly fitted through hip & thigh
• 10” inseam (unrolled). 8” inseam (rolled). Measurements from Size 32
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men:Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men:Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE:Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 16 reviews
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16 Reviews
Reviewed by Derek B.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Nice and cool

Very comfortable and nice looking jean shorts. I just brought two more pairs in black and blue.

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Reviewed by Michael C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Custom Fit

These amazing shorts fit like they were custom made for me

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Reviewed by David G.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Jort Shorts

They fit as great as the jeans. Fantastic!

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Reviewed by Takashima R.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Looks Great !

Looks Great, Feels Great !!!

Thank you

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Reviewed by CHRIS M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

White Jorts

These shorts rock... super comfortable and my wife says I look hot in them and people better keep their hands off!

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