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  • Jorts / Captain Captain - Midnight Blue / 44
  • Jorts / Captain Captain - Midnight Blue / 44

Jean Shorts / Captain (Midnight Blue)

Rated 4.6 out of 5
Based on 11 reviews
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$54
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ColorJean Shorts / Captain (Midnight Blue)
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Not Sure? We suggest sizing down one waist. Length is true to size.

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DESCRIPTION

At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.

El Capitan is a huge ancient granite rock in Yosemite in a Jort that stretches for your pebbles.  Dark blue with matt black hardware ( and black tape with blue stitching.  The night is your friend, Pirate Captain. 

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on hip and is slightly fitted through hip & thigh
• 10” inseam (unrolled). 8” inseam (rolled). Measurements from Size 32
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men:Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men:Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE:Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 4.6 out of 5
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Reviewed by Barry S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfect Shorts!!!

The shorts fit great! I played Pickleball in them and they were very comfortable !!

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Reviewed by Craig R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The perfect shorts for a non shorts wearer.

For a guy who hates wearing shorts, these have changed my mind. They are comfortable and flexible just like the jeans. Thanks for making me like shorts again.

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Reviewed by Marvin T.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Wheelchair User Happyness

As a wheelchair user like many other wheelchair users I have always found it difficult to find good looking pants that feel comfortable while sitting all day. I have found them in The perfect Jean! Good looks, Good fit and great compliments are all great features. Thanks!

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Reviewed by Pasquale N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Simply the Best!

WOW - They are beyond comfortable, they have an amazing fit! I want more of them!

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Reviewed by Takashima R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

The Perfect Fit ! Always Love it !!!

No Jorts yet. Still waiting 🤞🏽

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