The perfect shorts for a non shorts wearer.
For a guy who hates wearing shorts, these have changed my mind. They are comfortable and flexible just like the jeans. Thanks for making me like shorts again.
At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.
El Capitan is a huge ancient granite rock in Yosemite in a Jort that stretches for your pebbles. Dark blue with matt black hardware ( and black tape with blue stitching. The night is your friend, Pirate Captain.