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Jean Shorts / Werewolf (Black - Resin Crinkles)

Rated 4.7 out of 5
Based on 262 reviews
Regular price
$54
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DESCRIPTION

At a 10 inch inseam, our jort sits just above the knee while unrolled. However, if you wanna show off those sexy thighs, just roll em' on up to your desired length ... Anything longer than a jong ("jean thong") and we're gravy.

The werewolf is black with a light black wash and matte black hardware.  A final touch: black tape and navy stitching makes this our darkest wash ever.  Howl. 

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on hip and is slightly fitted through hip & thigh
• 10” inseam (unrolled). 8” inseam (rolled). Measurements from Size 32
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men:Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men:Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE:Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 4.7 out of 5
Based on 262 reviews
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262 Reviews
Reviewed by Derek D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Always perfect.

Fit, comfort, look... what can you say? PERFECT.

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Reviewed by Richard R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Comfortable fit

Comfortable fit, great flexibility.

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Reviewed by Rob M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Awesome shorts

Shorts fit well and are very flattering.

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Reviewed by Russ
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Jean shorts - admiral blue

Love these shorts. I’ve been gradually losing weight since I bought them a few months ago. The stretch is great tool to allow me to not replace them every time I need to go down a size.

I bought a 40, which was really snug but down a size from 42 I had been wearing. I’m in a 38 now but wearing a belt is my remedy now. When I reach my size 34 goal, I’ll buy a replacement.

I have several pairs of jeans in a 38 that fit great. They’re in a variety of styles/cuts so I know what works best for me next time I buy.

The price point is money well spent because the fit and quality are pretty much unmatched.

I’d really like to see more colors: olive, brown, burgundy, etc.

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Reviewed by Richard T.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Great fit just needs 2 more belt loops.

Need 2 more belt loops. But great fit.

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