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The Perfect Jean stretches and makes girls faint

F#%K YOUR KHAKIS

The Perfect Jean (stretches!) for the perfect and imperfect man
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Shop By Fit

Choose the perfect fit for your imperfect bod.
Athletic Captain Jean

Athletic Fit

If you're thicc and looking for comfort and style, these are for you.

Slim Thick Cowboy Jean

Slim Thick Fit

A looser, more casual slim fit to provide you with just a tad extra room.

Slim Sky Jean

Slim Fit

Fitted, but not tight with a narrow leg opening.

Bootcut Steel Jean

Bootcut Fit

This jean is fit like our “Slim Thick” (a looser, more casual and traditional style.)

Thick Thicc Cowboy Jean

Thick Thicc Fit

Our biggest, loosest fit. Roomy from thigh down to ankle. This is for the big boys

Knight Skinny Jean

Skinny Fit

Skinny to the knee and ankle with a narrow leg opening.

Shop By Wash

Shades for work, play, and everything in-between

Slim Knight Jean

Knight

Dark Blue
$79.99
Slim Bandit Jean

Bandit

Black
$79.99
Slim Admiral Jean

Admiral

Medium Blue
$79.99
Slim Captain Jean

Captain

Midnight Blue
$79.99
Slim Miner Jean

Miner

Grey
$79.99
Slim Submarine Jean

Submarine

Deep Blue
$89.99
Slim Joker Jean

Joker

Light Indigo
$79.99
Slim Steel Jean

Steel

Faded Black
$79.99
Slim Cowboy Jean

Cowboy

Golden Tinted Blue
$79.99
Slim Sky Jean

Sky

Light Blue
$89.99
Slim Blanco Jean

Blanco

White
$79.99
Slim Slash Jean

Slash

Black (Ripped)
$79.99
Slim Ice Jean

Ice

Tinted Light Blue (Ripped)
$79.99
Denkhaki Tobacco Khaki

Tobacco

Brown
$79.99
Denkhaki Dark Khaki

Denkhaki Dark

Dark Khaki
$79.99
Denkhaki Light Khaki

Denkhaki Light

Light Khaki
$79.99
Denkhaki Smoke Khaki

Smoke

Light Grey
$79.99
Denkhaki Olive Khaki

Soldier

Olive
$79.99

Our Jean Is Perfect

Premium Stretch Fabric

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% Spandex and 2.5% Rayon for the extra movement and comfort your man parts require.

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Softer than a baby's bottom

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

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Durable tug-of-jean

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality sewing techniques to provide you with a product that's built to last.

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F#%K Your Khakis

AND THEY’RE NOT KHAKIS!!!

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“The best jeans I've ever owned!!I love everything about the experience from this purchase. The buying experience was very smooth, all the details I was looking for came in the email and shipping was very quick and very thoughtful! ”

Adam L.

“Love them!These are the best jeans I have ever owned. Look great and are super comfortable!”

Ben K.

“Truly AMAZING! BEST EVER! I'm mad at myself for not buying them earlier... Everything can breathe in the front, and they are my favorite pair of jeans.”

James G.

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Real Customers Love Our Jean (check the stretch!)