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Let's find you the perfect product.
Let's find you the perfect product.
Organic Cotton
Washes Well
Super Soft
Pops Chest & Arms
What makes our tees the cream of the crop? Picture this: you're wearing a shirt that's as comfortable as being wrapped in a cloud, yet as durable as your grandmother's cast iron skillet. Our premium fabric makes this shirt softer than a puppy's belly, all thanks to the use of high quality, organic cotton and 5% spandex. And it's not just a one-trick pony. You can wear it from the gym to the bar, or from your WFH station to your comfy couch for a Netflix marathon. Our form-fitting tees will make your arms and shoulders look so buff, you'll have people asking if you've secretly been moonlighting as a personal trainer. And our t-shirts won’t disintegrate into oblivion after a few washes. Plus, this tee won’t shrink, the collar won’t stretch out. Oh, and did we mention it's a perfect layering piece for any season? And that curved hem? It’s just the cherry on top.
White and black are dominating our color chart like a pair of fashion-forward Godzilla's! While navy? It's the lovable underdog that's made it to third base.
Yes! When you buy 3+ you get 33% off each tee. Go ahead, mix and match. Your discount will be applied in cart.
Our tees have a slim-ish fit which accentuates all of the right areas (your arms and chest) while leaving room around the waist for a perfect, flattering fit. Being made from 95% organic cotton and 5% spandex means the shirt will stretch and move with you while retaining its shape.
Watch out for tees that are made with a cotton + polyester blend. They’re less soft, less breathable and less absorbent than our pure organic cotton and spandex blend. You’ll also want to look for a no-itch label, a collar which won’t lose shape and a perfect fit which accentuates all of the right areas. The perfect tee is hard to find, which is why we made one :)
If the Perfect Tee had a dating profile, its perfect match would be ourOG stretch jeans- they're smart, stylish, and they hug all the right places. Or perhaps it would swipe right on ourDenkhakis- a little bit rebellious, a lot comfortable, and look just as good in a meeting as they do at the bar. So don't let your tee go lonely - set it up with its perfect partner.
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery. If your shirt doesn't fit, looks funny, or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese).
Free shipping? Oh, you betcha! Because the only thing you should be worrying about is how many heads you'll turn in our tees, not about pesky shipping costs. Now go on, add to cart - the only thing dropping will be jaws, not coins!
Oh, absolutely! If your T-shirt game has been feeling a bit like squeezing into a kiddie pool, we're here to splash some joy into your wardrobe. From small to 5XL, we've got a size for every man body out there. Whether you're built like a superhero or the mighty oak trees, we've got the shirt to drape your frame in style.
