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WITH OVER 35,000 5-STAR REVIEWS!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

5 Reasons Why Your Nuts Need The Denkhaki™

The khaki that stretches so your nuts ain’t crushed.

1

F#%K Office Dress Codes
Dress code? Never heard of her

These aren't your dad's khakis. Comfort that hugs, stretch that moves, and a look that kills. These khakis feel like joggers and are the perfect pant if you can't wear jeans to work.

2

They're Soft
(Beware: Your Denkhaki™ may lead to unexpected compliments... and touch tests)

They're so soft, you might forget you're wearing pants. So, go ahead, enjoy the freedom – but maybe set a reminder for laundry day.

Slim Thick Fit / Denkhaki™ Tobacco (Brown)
3

They Fit Perfectly
(Look, I'm Pretending To Be A Model)

We don't care who you are or what you look like, our denkhaki™ will fit your body. Thicc, thin, and everything in between. Available in 3 fits and 5 washes! If only we had a dollar for every time someone told us they're replacing all their khakis with a Denkhaki™.

4

These Suckers Streeetch
(Ready to stretch the limits of workwear?)

Twist, turn, or tango - these pants will keep up with your every move, and groove. Stretch Level: Expert.

5

Shipping is Free. Returns are Free. Exchanges are Free

AKA: You. Don't. Like. You. Return. You. Don't. Pay. One guy (who can't count) said our Customer Service was a perfect 5 out of 7(???)

✔️ Quick response times

✔️ Strong GIF game

✔️ Sexual innuendo

The Denkhaki™ Pant

Regular price
$79.99
Regular price
FabricDenkhaki™
Waist
We suggest sizing down
Length
True to size

DESCRIPTION

Our Denkhaki™ is a ~10 oz knit denim with the stretch, and comfort we're known for. Perfect for middle management or other dumb office dress codes that ban jeans. Basically, we made khakis cool.

Tobacco is a rich brown. Not too light, not too dark. The color of a tobacco leaf, but don't smoke, kids.

FIT DETAILS

• A medium rise jean, moderately fitted through the hips and thigh
• Proper room at the knees and calves without being baggy
• Tapered at the bottom with a 14 1/2” leg opening (for size 32 X 32)
• Our slim fit but thicker
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese)

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese)

FABRIC & CARE

• Our denkhaki feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort.
• Weighs: ~10oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 78% Cotton; 20% Polyester; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry.
Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest
of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all
(like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do
just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

FAIR TRADE: MADE THE RIGHT WAY

Our internal team organizes third party audits and inspections on all our supply chain partners. We believe that worker rights and human rights are critical to support throughout our supply chain. We ensure that all factories are ILO (International Labor Organization) certified, SEDEX audited / compliant and when we use organic fabrics, it's GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified as well.

The Khaki, Perfected

Step into comfort with Denkhaki™! Ball-saving stretch and a flawless fit. Made with premium denim with added stretch, it’s durable and feels like a hug from your crush.

Fit: Slim Thick

A medium rise jean ("straight fit").

Moderate fit through the hips and thigh

Stretchiness: Very

4-way stretch that's 'just right'

Pull. Tug. Squat. Bend. Jump. Kick.

Fabric: Super Soft

Super soft and streeetches for max comfort

Unsure Which'll Fit?

Get Up Close Below!

See Why 500,000+ Men Have Tried The Perfect Jean

(hint - they love 'em)!

FAQS

What's the difference between fits?

Slim Thick

A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Slim

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles. 

Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.

Athletic

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"

Bootcut

Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.

Thick Thicc

Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Skinny

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.

You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

Denkhaki™

A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They have a mid-rise waist which is slightly higher than our OG jeans, so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim Thick, Slim and Athletic.

Do your jeans run true to size?

We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!

How do I take care of my perfect jean?

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Will my jean stretch or shrink?

Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.

What is the waist rise on the jeans?

Our Skinny, Slim, and Athletic jeans are low rise.

Our Slim Thick, Bootcut, and Thick Thicc jeans are mid rise.

Denkhaki is higher rise.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

Do you offer free shipping?

We offer free shipping to the 48 contiguous U.S. states.

For orders to Alaska and Hawaii, a $24.99 shipping fee applies. Unlike the contiguous U.S., where major carriers have extensive ground shipping networks, Alaska and Hawaii require air or ocean freight, which is significantly more expensive.

We also offer international shipping. The shipping fee is inclusive of shipping, taxes, & duties—these costs vary by country.

FAQS

What's the difference between fits?

Slim Thick

A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Slim

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles. 

Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.

Athletic

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"

Bootcut

Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.

Thick Thicc

Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Skinny

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.

You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

Denkhaki™

A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They have a mid-rise waist which is slightly higher than our OG jeans, so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim Thick, Slim and Athletic.

Do your jeans run true to size?

We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!

How do I take care of my perfect jean?

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Will my jean stretch or shrink?

Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.

What is the waist rise on the jeans?

Our Skinny, Slim, and Athletic jeans are low rise.

Our Slim Thick, Bootcut, and Thick Thicc jeans are mid rise.

Denkhaki is higher rise.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese).