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This one’s just white, no f#!king frills - like you’d fit right in attending Sisqo’s beach party in the “Thong Song”. Those sorta white pants. 

Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Antique silver metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching. 

Extra fitted through the seat and thigh. Skinny to the knee and ankle with a narrow leg opening. The perfect skinny jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed

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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Stretch + Comfort
Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Steve C.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Best pair of jeans EVER!!!

When I received my order the package says “FUCK KHAKIS!!!” Well these jeans certainly live up to the statement. These are the best pair pants, jeans, or whatever you want to call them I have forsaken all other bottom garments in my wardrobe.

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