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Skinny / Miner

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 4 reviews

A medium gray wash with some light baking at the thighs and a slight tint. Sorta like you've been wearing your blancos in the coal mine.  

Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Dark pewter metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.

Extra fitted through the seat and thigh. Skinny to the knee and ankle with a narrow leg opening. The perfect skinny jean.


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Skinny Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on hip
  • Extra fitted through hip
  • Extra fitted through thigh
  • Skinny to the knee
  • 13.5” leg opening (measurements from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Derek N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Literally perfect

Honestly, I don’t see myself buying any other jeans. They stretch and fit perfectly. I went down a size as well!

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It's the next best thing to being nude

'nuff said!

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Reviewed by Ivan _.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great!

Jeans are very comfy, and they fit perfect!

10/10

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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Best fitting Jeans

Was skeptical ordering a pair of jeans without trying them on prior to purchase

But the no hassle return policy and other rave reviews assured me to give them try

Best fitting jeans I’ve ever owned and dam I do look good in them

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