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Slim Fit / Admiral (Med Blue)

WITH OVER 26,000 5-STAR REVIEWS!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

5 Reasons Why 450k+ Men's Nuts Love The Perfect Jean

The jean that stretches so your nuts ain’t crushed.

1

They’re Stretchy
(Those are my forearms!)

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require. #NoCrushedNutsLiving

2

They Fit Perfectly
(Look, I'm Pretending To Be A Model)

We don't care who you are or what you look like, these jeans will fit your body. Thicc, thin, and everything in between. Available in 6 fits and 13 washes! If we had a dollar for every time someone told us they're replacing all their jeans with The Perfect Jean...

Durable tug of jean
3

They're Durable
(True Fact: we tied 10 pairs together and had a tug of war)

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.

softer than a baby's bottom
4

They're Soft
(That’s a doll, stay calm, no babies were touched)

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom. You may forget you're wearing pants.

5

Shipping is Free. Returns are Free. Exchanges are Free

AKA: You. Don't. Like. You. Return. You. Don't. Pay. One guy (who can't count) said our Customer Service was a perfect 5 out of 7(???)

✔️ Quick response times

✔️ Strong GIF game

✔️ Sexual innuendo

1

They’re Stretchy
(So you can drop it low!)

The added stretch makes buttoning a breeze. 2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require. #NoCrushedNutsLiving

2

They Fit Perfectly
(Look, I'm Pretending To Be A Model)

We don't care who you are or what you look like, these jeans will fit your body. Thicc, thin, and everything in between. Available in 6 fits and 13 washes! If we had a dollar for every time someone told us they're replacing all their jeans with The Perfect Jean...

Durable tug of jean
3

They're Durable
(True Fact: we tied 10 pairs together and had a tug of war)

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.

softer than a baby's bottom
4

They're Soft
(That’s a doll, stay calm, no babies were touched)

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom. You may forget you're wearing pants.

5

Shipping is Free. Returns are Free. Exchanges are Free

AKA: You. Don't. Like. You. Return. You. Don't. Pay. One guy (who can't count) said our Customer Service was a perfect 5 out of 7(???)

✔️ Quick response times

✔️ Strong GIF game

✔️ Sexual innuendo

Slim Fit / Admiral (Med Blue)

free shipping
4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
11,156 Reviews
Regular price
$79.99
Regular price
FabricOG Stretch
Waist
Not sure / In between sizes? We suggest sizing down
Length
True to size
Not Sure? We suggest sizing down or . You can also learn more and .

DESCRIPTION

The wash/color? A medium, rich, indigo blue with very light blasting. Hello Admiral!

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.

Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.

Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Matte black metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.

FIT DETAILS

• Sits low on waist and is slightly fitted through hip and thigh
• 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese)

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese)

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort. • Weighs: W~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.

• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

FAIR TRADE: MADE THE RIGHT WAY

Our internal team organizes third party audits and inspections on all our supply chain partners. We believe that worker rights and human rights are critical to support throughout our supply chain. We ensure that all factories are ILO (International Labor Organization) certified, SEDEX audited / compliant and when we use organic fabrics, it's GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified as well.

Fit: Slim

Sits low on waist.

Slightly fitted through hip and thigh.

Stretchiness: Very

4-way stretch that's 'just right'

Pull. Tug. Squat. Bend. Jump. Kick.

Fabric: Super Soft

Super soft denim fabric.

Real jeans. Actual comfort.

Unsure Which'll Fit?

Get Up Close Below!

Slim Thick Cowboy Jean

Slim Thick Fit

A looser, more casual slim fit to provide you with just a tad extra room.

Slim Sky Jean

Slim Fit

Fitted, but not tight with a narrow leg opening.

Athletic Captain Jean

Athletic Fit

If you're thiccc and looking for comfort and style, these are for you.

Bootcut Steel Jean

Bootcut Fit

This jean is fit like our “Slim Thick” (a looser, more casual and traditional style.)

Thick Thicc Cowboy Jean

Thick Thicc Fit

Our biggest, loosest fit. Roomy from thigh down to ankle. This is for the big boys

Knight Skinny Jean

Skinny Fit

Skinny to the knee and ankle with a narrow leg opening.

What's the difference between our jean fabrics?

OG Stretch

Fabric Blend

Cotton / Poly / Spandex

Stretch

Super Stretchy

Softness

Extra Soft

Weight

Medium

Washes

13 Washes

Style

Everyday Comfort Jean

99% Cotton

Fabric Blend

99% Cotton / 1% Spandex

Stretch

Kinda Stretchy

Softness

Soft

Weight

Heavier

Washes

5 Washes

Style

Premium Classic Jean

Fabric Blend

Stretch

Softness

Weight

Washes

Style

OG Stretch

Cotton / Poly / Spandex

Super Stretchy

Extra Soft

Medium Weight

13 Washes

Everyday Comfort Jean

99% Cotton

99% Cotton / 1% Spandex

Kinda Stretchy

Soft

Heavier Weight

5 Washes

Premium Classic Jean

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See Why 450,000+ Men Have Tried The Perfect Jean

(hint - they love 'em)!

4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
Based on 11,156 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 9.5k Total 4 star reviews: 803 Total 3 star reviews: 341 Total 2 star reviews: 197 Total 1 star reviews: 322
93%would recommend these products
Stretch + ComfortRated 4.8 on a scale of 1 to 5
11,156 reviews
  • JS
    J S.
    Verified Buyer
    Slim Fit / Stream  (Medium Blue)
    Reviewing
    Slim Fit / Stream (Medium Blue) Stream - Medium Blue / 28 / 30
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4 minutes ago
    Best fitting jeans

    TPJ jeans fit like no others. My wife would be happy if I got rid of all my older jeans and only kept TPJ. Oh, and thanks for having a 99% cotton option. The elastic in the stretch jeans can wear out if dried on hot temp too many times leaving the pants misshapened.

  • KD
    Karen D.
    Verified Buyer
    Slim Fit / Joker (Light Indigo)
    Reviewing
    Slim Fit / Joker (Light Indigo) Joker - Light Indigo / 33 / 30
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    8 hours ago
    Perfect fit!

    I bought these for Christmas for my husband. The measurements were on point and he wore them same day. Said the length was perfect and very comfortable. Now he wants other colors of the same.

    Stretch + ComfortRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • PE
    Patti E.
    Verified Buyer
    Slim Fit / Bandit (Black)
    Reviewing
    Slim Fit / Bandit (Black) Bandit - Black / 35 / 36
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    11 hours ago
    Perfect just like the name!

    I bought the black jeans for my guy. Fit perfect and he looked great in them. Sized down and fit him great! Highly recommend!

    Stretch + ComfortRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • KI
    Karly I.
    Verified Buyer
    Slim Fit / Sky (Light Blue)
    Reviewing
    Slim Fit / Sky (Light Blue) Sky - Light Blue / 33 / 34
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    18 hours ago
    Best jean ever!!

    My husband's favorite jeans! The perfect stretch and comfort. Sizing is perfect!

    Stretch + ComfortRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • GS
    Gerry S.
    Verified Buyer
    Slim Fit / Knight (Dark Blue)
    Reviewing
    Slim Fit / Knight (Dark Blue) Knight - Dark Blue / 34 / 30
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    19 hours ago
    LIKE 'EM

    Bought 2 and they fit great. No more saggy butt! Thanks!

    Stretch + ComfortRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
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FAQS

What's the difference between fits?

Slim Thick

A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Slim

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles. 

Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.

Athletic

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"

Bootcut

Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.

Thick Thicc

Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Skinny

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.

You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

Denkhaki™

A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They have a mid-rise waist which is slightly higher than our OG jeans, so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim Thick, Slim and Athletic.

Do your jeans run true to size?

We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!

How do I take care of my perfect jean?

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Will my jean stretch or shrink?

Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.

What is the waist rise on the jeans?

Our Skinny, Slim, and Athletic jeans are low rise.

Our Slim Thick, Bootcut, and Thick Thicc jeans are mid rise.

Denkhaki is higher rise.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

Do you offer free shipping?

Free shipping? Oh, you betcha! Because the only thing you should be worrying about is how many heads you'll turn in our jeans, not about pesky shipping costs. Now go on, add to cart - the only thing dropping will be jaws, not coins!

FAQS

What's the difference between fits?

Slim Thick

A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Slim

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles. 

Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.

Athletic

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"

Bootcut

Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.

Thick Thicc

Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Skinny

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.

You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

Denkhaki™

A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They have a mid-rise waist which is slightly higher than our OG jeans, so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim Thick, Slim and Athletic.

Do your jeans run true to size?

We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!

How do I take care of my perfect jean?

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Will my jean stretch or shrink?

Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.

What is the waist rise on the jeans?

Our Skinny, Slim, and Athletic jeans are low rise.

Our Slim Thick, Bootcut, and Thick Thicc jeans are mid rise.

Denkhaki is higher rise.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

F#%K YOUR KHAKIS