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Athletic / Admiral

Rated 4.9 out of 5
49 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A medium, rich, indigo blue with very light blasting. Hello Admiral!

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 49 reviews
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Reviewed by Cailey W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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LOVE LOVE LOVE these

I got these on a whim for my boyfriend after seeing an instagram ad. He typically wears nice thicker stiff jeans and has always commented how much stretch my jeans have. I saw the return system looked easy and with it being a pandemic all of our stores dressing rooms are closed so I thought what the heck I will just return if they don't fit. We got them in the mail and he changed out of his jeans to wear them all day the first day! HE LOVES THEM and we are back buying another pair! They washed perfectly with no sign of major shrinkage or fabric texture change!

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great fit!

These are my new favorite jeans I’m so glad I bought these. 🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠

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Reviewed by Chris M.
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Extremely Comfortable

I am very pleased with these jeans. Plenty of stretch.

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Reviewed by A M.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Amazing fit and feel.

I was pleasantly surprised to feel how amazing the fabric felt, looked and fit. Will be ordering a second pair. Thank you.

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Reviewed by Stacey S.
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Love these Jeans!

Super comfortable and they look great! Ordered my first pair and after wearing them for a day, I immediately ordered a second.

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