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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 84 reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A medium to light wash with a yellow tint. Moderate baking at the thighs and blasting around the knees. These babies will ensure you get “lassoed” at the rodeo. Howdy mothaf#!ka!

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 84 reviews
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Reviewed by Jonathan G.
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I recommend this product
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Great jeans!

Very high quality. Fit very comfortably

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Reviewed by Paul R.
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Great find!

Really comfortable right out of the gate. Would recommend them to anyone/everyone.

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Reviewed by Jay J.
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Comfort

Extremely comfortable!!!

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Reviewed by Brian Y.
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Wow!

I cant believe how comfortable these pants are! They actually stretch!!

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Reviewed by VP
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Comfortable Jeans, finally!

I range anywhere from a 36-40 in regular jeans - I had previously ordered another pair of jeans in a 38 waist and they were way too big. I ordered a second time and this time I ordered a size 34 waist in the athletic fit - these fit nicely with the stretch and I really like them. I am glad that I ordered the athletic fit (which is supposed to have more room in the thigh and butt area) - the jeans fit a bit more like skinny jeans through my legs but they are still very comfortable and the fit is good. The tighter fit through my legs is due to the fact that I ordered a 34 waist, so they fit in the waist just fine but a little more snug through the legs but still very comfortable. i would recommend ordering at least one to two sizes smaller than you normally wear in jeans. due to the stretch. Only negative is that the jeans do smell a little funny when you get them so definitely wash them once (or maybe twice , like I did) before you wear them.

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