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Rated 4.9 out of 5
47 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A medium to light wash with a yellow tint. Moderate baking at the thighs and blasting around the knees. These babies will ensure you get “lassoed” at the rodeo. Howdy mothaf#!ka!

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 47 reviews
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47 Reviews
Reviewed by Bruce A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best jeans ever!!

These jeans run big, so I ordered a second pair a size smaller than what I typically wear. They fit much better and I could possibly go down another size. Regardless of that they are so comfy, they move, stretch and wear great!!!

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Reviewed by Frank S.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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A-mazing fit and very comfortable.

So glad I went all-in and ordered four colors in my size. Got them and realized you weren't kidding about sizing down. I sized down 2 full sized (from a size 38 to a size 34). Extremely comfortable and ready for just about anything Can be easily dressed up or down.

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Reviewed by Nicholas C.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Skeptical

I kept seeing the jeans on my Instagram feed and finally decided to order and try them. The first pair didn’t fit quite right so I did an exchange which was super easy and efficient. Having the stretchy jeans for about a week now makes me want to throw out all my Old Navy jeans and have the stretchy jeans exclusively.

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Reviewed by Dax C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Go To Jeans

Super comfy and good looking jeans!

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Reviewed by Jonathan L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great jeans!!!

Love the fit and material !

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