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Athletic / Cowboy

$79.99

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 946 reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

A medium to light wash with a yellow tint. Moderate baking at the thighs and blasting around the knees. These babies will ensure you get lasso'd at the rodeo. Howdy mothaf#!ka!

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.

Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.

Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last

AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.8 out of 5
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Reviewed by Anthony M.
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Athletic / Miner
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Athletic / Miner
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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It really is the perfect Jean

I love the color and the style. It fits perfect and being able to move around without restriction is nice. Goes great with any shirt I wear

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Reviewed by Alejandro V.
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Athletic / Knight
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Good looking and comfortable

This is my 3rd pair and will definitely be buying more. These are now my go to jeans shop. Love that they have a good price, great quality and that I can always find them easily (not shopping around to find promos at store or see if the have stock of my size).

Same quality, same price, sizes available.

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Reviewed by Paul T.
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Athletic / Admiral
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Good fit and comfortably stretchy

These jeans seem like a very good value. At first, I ordered the slim cut, but they were snug on my calves, so I got the Athletic cut which compares to a slim cut in many other jeans I wear. Not baggy at all. Very nice jeans for the money.

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Reviewed by Joseph W.
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Athletic / Joker
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Super comfy

It took a while for me to decide on buying these jeans.

So far I'm very pleased with my purchase. Definitely enough stretch even as I was sizing back down into a 34 (yay vegan)

Comfortable enough to wear long after you get home for the evening.

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Reviewed by Conner H.
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Athletic / Captain
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome product

These jeans are so comfortable and breathable, without being baggy. Very stylish and high end looking without the high end price tag.

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