For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)
Why The Perfect Jean?
Premium Stretch Fabric
2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.
Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.
Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last
AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!
Premium Denim, Priced Right.
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