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Athletic / Bandit

Rated 4.9 out of 5
53 Reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

Jet black with minimal high lows for your everyday Bandito. Rinse wash with no distressing.

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 53 reviews
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Reviewed by Jim T.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Sizing recommendation was accurate and immediately comfortable

I bought a pair for myself and for my son. Both of our weights fluctuate, him due to growing, and me due to getting older but trying to reverse my sedentary lifestyle. :D I sized down at the waist as recommended and the guidance was spot on. The Athletic fit is similar to a straight leg, stretchy 550/505. I look forward to riding my motorcycle in these jeans as I expect the stretch to make rides much more comfortable. I'll definitely buy more.

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Reviewed by Thomas L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Super Jeans

What a difference!! These jeans are awesome. They fit like a glove and are SUPER comfortable. If you are between sizes, go smaller. These things really stretch.

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Reviewed by Michael C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best jeans ever!

I’m not kidding. Best pair of jeans I have ever owned! Try it. Do it. And if you don’t like them, the exchange/return policy is great.

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Reviewed by Mark S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Literally the most comfortable Jean!!!

These are now not only my everyday Jean, but they will be my theater Jean going forward when performing resumes. These feels like dance pants while looking like good jeans!!

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Reviewed by Kevin W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome find

I've been looking for a pair of stretchy jeans that don't hug on the thighs and you can move around in. I was very happy to find these. Will deff be buying more.

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