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Athletic / Bandit

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 100 reviews

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc and looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. #bigsexy"

Jet black with minimal high lows for your everyday Bandito. Rinse wash with no distressing.

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Athletic Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits at the middle of the waist
  • Generous fit through hip
  • Generous fit through the thigh & knee
  • 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Reviewed by Keith O.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Flexible enough for my Covid 19lbs

I've been searching for the perfect fitting jeans for a very long time. I have long legs, muscular thighs, and recently put on my 19lbs in honor of Covid 19 (not so much an honor). These jeans add a little extra room to maneuver. Soft material make it even better. Thoroughly enjoy these jeans. Will buy more.

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Reviewed by Lawrence S.
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Excellent Fit

Best fit for someone like me with thighs and a butt.

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Reviewed by Daryl St A.
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Good

Great stretch, especially in the waist, allowing me to carry my pistol concealed using an IWB (inside the waist band) holster.

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Reviewed by Walter S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Wonderful/Smooth and Accommodating.

The pants feel great and my exchanges were very easy/smooth. Thank you!

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Reviewed by Robert P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Nice F'n jeans

Most comfortable and best fitting jeans I have ever had!

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