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Athletic Fit / Slash (Ripped Black)

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 6466 reviews
Regular price
$79.99
Regular price
$89.99
FabricOG Stretch
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DESCRIPTION

Jet black wash with minimal high lows combined tears at the knees with an abrasion on the upper thigh for that extra fashun (we say rips are in yo!). Rinse wash with no distressing.

Our Athletic fit is designed for bigger dudes, Athletes with them hockey butt/thighs, or even just guys who want a looser fit. Go big or go home.

FIT DETAILS

• Sits at the middle of the waist and has a generous fit through hip, thigh & knee
• 15 ¼” leg opening (measurements comes from Size 32)
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

FABRIC & CARE

• Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. • Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.
• Weighs: ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.

• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)</li></ul>

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Reviewed by Eric G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best jeans

Fit perfect

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Reviewed by Shane P.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Unbelievably comfortable

The fit was exactly as described and the comfort is off the charts! I am a huge fan The Perfect Jeans. Just placed and order for 2 more pair.

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Reviewed by Casey M.
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Stretchy pants

I'm always squatting and moving when I'm at work or at home so it's nice to have some jeans that don't squeeze the life out of the 'ol ballsack.

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Reviewed by W Randall C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Love the new color choice!

Love that the fit and the stretch are the same , but having the new color and fabric options are awesome.

Only negative is needing to budget more money for additional more pants.

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Reviewed by Daniel H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great Jeans!

Very nice finish, color and fit. I should have ordered a size smaller, but the next pair I will.

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FAQS

What's the difference between fits?

Slim Fit

Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles. 

Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.

Skinny Fit

Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.

You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.

Slim Thick

A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Athletic Fit

Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"

Bootcut

Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.

Thick Thicc

Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.

Denkhakis

A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They ave a slightly higher rise waist so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim and Slim Thick.

Do your jeans run true to size?

We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!

How do I take care of my perfect jean?

For Perfect Men

Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.

For Imperfect Men

Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Will my jean stretch or shrink?

Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.

What is the waist rise on the jeans?

Our skinny, slim, athletic jeans are low rise.

Our slim thick, bootcut, and thick thicc jeans are mid rise.

Denkhaki is higher rise.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery.  If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).

Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese). 

Do you offer free shipping?

Free shipping? Oh, you betcha! Because the only thing you should be worrying about is how many heads you'll turn in our jeans, not about pesky shipping costs. Now go on, add to cart - the only thing dropping will be jaws, not coins!